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The US Is F*cked If Losing Credibility Arguments To China Isn’t Rock Bottom!!!

American credibility must be in the shitter if the world’s first instinct is to trust China, the Tom Brady of propaganda, instead of the sitting US President. I could’ve sworn the country had already hit rock bottom, but apparently, there’s a basement and subsequent bomb shelter below we never knew existed. At this point, it’s […]

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Hey Elon, Don’t Let The DOGE-Bag Colleague Hit You On The Way Out!!!

While devout Christian zealots mourned the loss of their Christlike figurehead, the rest of us were too busy paying our final respects to the Pope to celebrate MAGA Musk stepping down from his DOGE-Bag leadership position. However, unlike Musk’s much anticipated profanity-laced farewell /hissy-fit with his former colleagues, Pope Francis found out the truth about […]

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Diplomacy And Democracy In Ukraine Are A Bridge To Far For The Trump Regime!!!

Donald Trump has a unique ability to keep and break the same promise simultaneously. Take the War in Ukraine, for example. According to President Zelenskyy, Ukrainian citizens, NATO allies, and the American public at large, Trump not only broke his promise to end the conflict on day 1 of his dictatorship, but he also appears […]

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Republicans Now Fear The Wrath Of Their Own Creation!!!

According to Senator Lisa Murkowski, life as a moderate in the MAGA-verse is much more like surviving domestic assault in an abusive relationship than enjoying unlimited access to Kid Rock and partaking in all-you-can-drink topless “My Pillow” fights. So, to anyone still claiming both political parties are equally deplorable. When Democrat Joe Manchin routinely voted […]

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The Trump Regime Is A Sinking-Ship-Show Full Of Self-Inflicted Leaks!!!

If the key qualification to work under the Trump Regime is blind loyalty to the morally bankrupt. Oftentimes, you get less-than-stellar returns on your investment because loyalty doesn’t come naturally to those willing to turn the other cheek to corruption. And since MAGA doesn’t advertise itself as a sordid organization, sometimes, along the way, members […]

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The Only Difference Between A Trump Cabinet Meeting And A Cult Is The Flavor of Kool-Aid Served!!!

I realize people don’t often comprehend they are part of a cult until it’s far too late. So, much like the victims of the Jonestown Massacre, Trump’s Cabinet Members won’t realize the joke’s on them until they reach the punchline. You would think that after Trump single-handedly destroyed the world’s economy, the President’s closest advisors […]

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Trump’s 90-Day Tariff Pause Is The Art Of The Steal, Not Deal!!!

Insider trading’s only considered a victimless crime when you’re the Wolf of Wall Street, not a whack-job in the West Wing. And please spare me all your “But the Pelosis are profiteering” whataboutism tears. Sure, I will gladly hydrate myself all day long with them. However, manufacturing a worldwide economic collapse for personal gain and […]

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