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MAGA Matt Foley’s Motivational Speech Steers DOJ From Fentanyl To Fascism!!!

To silence his critics claiming the Department of Justice has been weaponized against his opponents, Donald Trump made a rare Presidential speech to the traditionally apolitical government body. However, in a very Trumpian turn of events, he proved all his detractors correct by morphing into MAGA Matt Foley and turning his appearance from a whataboutism […]

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Pervert Hoover Is Downsizing Hope, Not Spending As The Deficit Increased 4% In February!!!

If you genuinely believed Trump’s DOGE-Bags were created to lower the deficit, then I have some good and bad news for you. The bad news is you’ve been consuming so much right-wing propaganda over the years that for the first time in your life, you have a sincere opinion about women’s sports. The good news […]

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The ICE Ventura Immigration Detective Wasted $16 MIL On Failed Guantanamo Stunt!!!

Kristi Noem, Trump’s self-described pet Goat/Puppy assassin and baa-baa-bad ass, really screwed the pooch this time. Although she pretends to have ICE running through her veins when hunting humans for sport, it appears to have clotted and frozen her entire brain into a microscopic ICE-burg. After her utter mismanagement of the Guantanamo Bay Immigration operation […]

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Eggs Benedict Arnold Cancels His Appearances As Stock Markets Decline!!!

Donald Trump was a noticeable no-show yesterday at all his scheduled public speaking engagements. Of course, his absence conveniently coincided with the stock market dropping at the same alarming rate as his approval ratings. Thankfully, the American public got a much-needed day off from Trump’s nauseating false hope and economic empty promises. I’m starting to […]

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The Sandy Hook Promise Tip Line Has Successfully Prevented 18 School Shootings!!!

Despite what MAGA’s tin-foil bandana, Alex Jones would have you believe, school shootings occur when troubled kids have access to high-powered guns, full stop. What doesn’t cause these horrific massacres are mythical government psyops starring deranged actors cosplaying as mourning parents for political influence and thoughts and prayers on Facebook. Sadly, under Trump’s direction, common […]

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The Dangers Of Trump Replacing Qualified Military JAGs With MAGA Jag-Offs!!!

Trump has been quoted professing his admiration for Hitler on multiple occasions, even stating the top Natzi leader “Did some good things.” Now, everyone in human existence has made at least one good decision over a lifetime. However, Trump wasn’t referring to Hitler’s standout facial hair, artistic talents, or his commitment to blowing his brains […]

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Election Truth Alliance Has Uncovered Massive Potential Early Vote Manipulation Data In 2024 Battleground States!!!

MAGA has co-opted plenty of United States symbols and traditions to advance its fascist agenda over its lifespan. Whether it’s the American flag, faux patriotism, unfashionable red hats, or racism, it’s way too easy to recognize a Trump sycophant in the wild. Now, besides the American flag, as far as I’m concerned, they can keep […]

Read More Election Truth Alliance Has Uncovered Massive Potential Early Vote Manipulation Data In 2024 Battleground States!!!