Jimmy Kimmel was welcomed back last night with the most electric round of applause since the United Nations announced, “Donald Trump has left the building!”. After Kimmel was unceremoniously kicked off the ABC airwaves, for what FCC chairman and wannabe Trump family underboss, Brendan Carr, called “A business decision,” Disney can’t refuse! Before he left […]
Read More Kimmel’s Double-Bird Salute To Big Dictator Energy!!!Donald Trump who said he would know within the first few minutes if it would be a good or bad meeting with Vladimir Putin. Must have caught some serious do-me vibes on the tarmac from the Russian war criminal, considering Trump greeted him like any obedient dog after an extended absence from its master. I […]
Read More The Free World To Putin And Trump: “Get A Room, Fellas!”Democrat John Ewing handily defeated his MAGA opponent Jean Stothert in Omaha’s Mayoral election, nearly flipping the results from the city’s primary held just last month on April 1st. Sure, Trump’s “Liberation Day” tanked the entire world’s economy and turned America’s allies against us. But if it was the wake-up call the country needed to […]
Read More There’s Nothing Upsetting About Dem’s Come From Behind Victory Over MAGA Mayor!!!Some say “Liberation Day” should’ve been rolled out on April Fools Day, along with all the other shitty jokes. But perhaps, Valentine’s Day would’ve been a more appropriate setting all along if Trump was planning to fuck the American Consumer. And what’s with naming it “Liberation Day” if the only oppression American citizens will be […]
Read More Trump’s Liberation Day Is A Joke, And The Punchline Is The American Consumer!!!I realize that for the first time in Elon Musk’s life, he genuinely thinks he belongs to something special. Sure, it took becoming the wealthiest man in the history of Earth, billions of dollars out of pocket and purchasing, then rewriting the most popular social media algorithm to trick stupid people into believing he’s cool. […]
Read More Elon Musk Learns: Unlike Friends, Buying Votes Is A Felony!!!My entire motivation for this website was to hit MAGA, where they’re most fragile, in their egos. I learned long ago the best way to deal with a bully is by beating them at their own game, embarrassment. However, the right-wing uses lies, hate, and fear to inflict pain on their victims. We have truth, […]
Read More The Best Way To Beat A MAGA Bully Is To Hit Them Where They’re Fragile, The EGO!!!Kristi Noem, Trump’s self-described pet Goat/Puppy assassin and baa-baa-bad ass, really screwed the pooch this time. Although she pretends to have ICE running through her veins when hunting humans for sport, it appears to have clotted and frozen her entire brain into a microscopic ICE-burg. After her utter mismanagement of the Guantanamo Bay Immigration operation […]
Read More The ICE Ventura Immigration Detective Wasted $16 MIL On Failed Guantanamo Stunt!!!
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