If you want further proof that MAGA loyalty is an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp or conservative comedian, look no further than Marjorie Taylor Greene. The MAGA Karen who never met a Democrat she didn’t want to arm wrestle to death. Until House Republicans began the Peyton Manning of all pedophilia cover-ups: You know the kind, […]
Read More MTG: From Dancing With The Devil, To Dancing With The Stars!!!Donald Trump is so laser-focused on receiving a Nobel Prize that he’s willing to kill everyone who stands between him and peace. Much like DC Comics’ antihero PeaceMaker, except Trump is much fatter, dumber, and instead of PeaceMaker’s cool helmet and bald eagle sidekick, PeaceMAGA wears a dirty diaper and has a bald asshole named […]
Read More Donald Trump Plans To Kill As Many People As It Takes To Reach Peace!!!Sure, Donald Trump has an “America First” agenda, but so did Osama Bin Laden, and I don’t remember Fox News calling him “Patriotic”. I mean, allowing Qatar’s Air Force to set up shop in Idaho might be good news for the state’s lone Halal grocery shop, “Atta Boy’s,” but not so much for the residents […]
Read More A Qatari Air Force Base In Idaho Is Sending Some Serious “America First” Mixed Messages!!!Elon Musk was defeated-handedly by some upstanding citizens in the Wisconsin Supreme Court Election. Not since 2006, when New England beat Aaron Rodgers 35-0 at Lambeau Field, has a group of Patriots beat an overpaid MAGA fanboy this badly in Wisconsin. Meanwhile, Trump would have you believe the wealthiest man in the world is the […]
Read More Wisconsin Voters Prove Sissy Space-X Can’t Buy Everything He Wants!!!So relentless POS Enrique Tarrio made his audacious return to the Capital grounds the other day. To say the Capital police were looking forward to the re-appearance of the January 6th architect would be like saying the Polish were looking forward to Hitler’s unannounced visit in 1939. However, unlike Poland, the Capital Officers didn’t allow […]
Read More Habitual FBI Informant And Traitor Enrique Tarrio, Slaps A Woman At The Capital!!!The fedora-wearing investigative journalist Greg Palast has been sifting through the 2024 Presidential election data wreckage. As predicted, the GOP’s targeted attack on minority voting rights was overwhelmingly successful for Trump. In Fact, recent Republican voting legislation has been the reason more black people’s votes weren’t cast for Democrats than polling taxes, wrongful felony convictions, […]
Read More With Zero Votes Cast Voter Suppression Still Won The 2024 Election!!!As one of Barstool Sports OG Stoolies, I’m obviously aware of Dave Portnoy and the juggernaut media empire he has built over the years. In fact, it was a relatively small group of us who were originally around at the very start of it all. One of my closest friends introduced me to Dave when […]
Read More Barstool’s Prez Is The Hero Pizza Deserves!!!So Boston Legend and awkward silence’s greatest ambassador, Bill Belichick, did Peyton Manning a solid on last night’s Manningcast. As the Former Patriot’s Coach bailed out the future host of the Country Music Awards during a pass-blocking demo. One that was heading towards a cringeworthy dismount. That was until Belichick chimed in with one of […]
Read More Bill Belichick May Possibly Be The Best And Worst Thing To Happen To The Manning Brothers!!!
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