Congrats MAGA, You Didn’t Dismantle A Pedophile Deep State, You Created One!!!

With the DOJ’s cover-up of Trump’s bromance with Sex-Trafficker-to-the-Stars Jeffery Epstein, transitioning from the Fingers-Crossed-The-Press-Doesn’t-Ask-Any-Epstein-Questions stage to the Well-Since-That-Didn’t-Work-How-Can-We-Blame-Biden stage. Elon Musk continues to act as most jealous exes do: by publicly accusing his former lover and his squad of shady sidekicks of displaying NAMBLA tendencies. After saving a comfy seat for Steve Bannon under […]

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Stay Tuned For The DOJ Press Release: “Bondi Determines, JFK Gunshot Wound; Self-Inflicted”!!!

Trump’s name appeared in the Epstein files more than the Bible referred to Jesus H Christ. So, it’s not surprising, in the case of the Billionaire Diddler, Pam Bondi couldn’t find any evidence of corruption. Considering, like Waze directions from the White House to Mar-A-Lago, all roads lead back to Donald Trump. And in MAGA […]

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Funny How Carpool Kilmar Is Back Just In Time To Squash The Trump/Musk Beef!!!

Pam Bondi, Florida’s biggest regret and the source of Freddy Krueger’s nightmare-fueled Ambien addiction, not only announced Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s sudden return but convinced a grand jury carpooling is now a federal crime. However, like her roots, Pam Blondi’s press conferences are a hot mess. Obnoxiously lying like a Mar-A-Largo Persian rug with more tells […]

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