Imagine waiting for the latest iPhone release, but when you get to the front of the line and hand them all your money, some “genius” hands you a Blackberry charger and says, “Don’t call us, we’ll call you..NEXT!!” That’s essentially the bait-and-switch bullshit the Department of Justice just pulled with the files formerly known as […]
Read More Epstein Files Receive An Even Worse Review Than Trump’s Christmas Card!!!Donald Trump is traveling to the Middle East, not only to sign a Hamas-Israeli peace agreement, but to officially call dibs on the Gaza coastline and rename it Trump’s Noble Beach Prize. However, when it comes to ending the war, it’s obvious Trump also has some non-Nobel Peace Prize ulterior motives. After all, when asked […]
Read More Trump Plans To Call Dibs On The Gaza Coast And Rename It Trump’s Noble Beach Prize!!!Donald Trump is at it again, no, not having sex with children, but on a sliding scale of legality, this particular conduct falls somewhere between Watergate and O.J. Simpson. It all started with what the kids are calling a “Boomer” moment. You know, when you’re shit talking someone you work with to your ride or […]
Read More Donald Trump Threatens Pam Bondi Via DM…OOPS, Check That, He Accidentally Posted It To Truth Social!!!
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