Now That Anti-Fascists Are Terrorists, Will Trump Now Negotiate With Democrats?!?

Donald Trump’s UK exit interview with Prime Minister Keir Starmer went about as well as any WWIII-provoking humble-brag can. After President Chatty Kathy couldn’t help but spill all the tea about taking back control of Bagram Air Force base in Afghanistan from the Taliban. A clearly classified conversation, he undoubtedly had with a high-ranking US […]

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Trump Gets Embarrassed By The Leader Of The Unfree World!!!

The Trump regime is now the most mismanaged organization in the US after Tupperware officially filed for bankruptcy. However, since his immigration policies have been such a colossal failure, any day now, you can expect pop-up deportation parties across the country. Seriously, what were you thinking, Tupperware? Selling your ingenious product solely at parties. For […]

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Could The Bird Flu Virus Mutations Mean Another Pandemic Is On the Horizon?!?

On the off chance, you survived your family Christmas festivities or first few evenings of Hanukkah with your psyche still intact. Fear not because I am here to Debbie-Downer you right back into reality. Leveling you off to the average cruising altitude of post-holiday dread and regret that most adults suffer during the last few […]

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