Donald Trump recently received FIFA’s first-ever Peace Prize. An award ceremony with all the pomp and circumstance of the Oscars and the prestige of finding a Female Body Inspector (FBI) T-shirt in the Hooters’ dumpster. Because the only international sports organization award Trump is earning on merit is a participation medal from the Special Olympics. […]
Read More Trump, First War Criminal Awarded Participation Peace Prize!!!With “No Kings” Part Deux upon us, Donald Trump plans to play Battleship with Navy Warships and fire missiles into Camp Pendleton, California, in the worst Hasbro game-inspired bombing since Rihanna sank her “Battleship” movie. Thankfully, the folks holding down the fort at Democracy’s Alamo, The Meidas Touch Network, broke the news about the Department […]
Read More Navy Warships To Fire Missiles Into California During “No Kings” Protest!!!Donald Trump took time out of his busy, shutting-down-the-government schedule (or, as he prefers to call forcing people to work without pay, “The Art of the Steal!”) to gather all the US Generals stationed around the globe for whatever the fuck a “Warriors’ Ethos Pep Rally” means. Well, as it turns out, labeling an Authoritarianism […]
Read More Trump’s Military Frowns Upon Beards, Fatsos, Women, Americans, And N-Words!!!Congratulations, Donald Trump, even being judged, on a pig-who-ate-his-own-blanket scale, you’re still a fucking meathead. This entire Trump misnomer, Portland, Oregon, “is in shambles,” all started a few weeks back when Fox News mistakenly aired footage from the 2020 BLM protests, and like any dementia-riddled Grandma seeing an AI image for the first time, Trump […]
Read More Thanks To Fox News, Trump Declared War On Portland To Stop The 2020 Protests!!!
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