Tag: President Joe Biden

Trump Defies Old Age, Somehow Pats Himself On The Back For An Entire Middle-East Trip!!!

Donald Trump pulled off an amazing accomplishment this week, and I would consider myself a hater if, for once, I couldn’t put my differences aside to acknowledge this achievement. So, credit where credit is due: congratulations, Donald Trump. Most men your age not only tear a rotator cuff patting themselves on the back, but don’t […]

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Congressional Subpoena Lands Ghislaine Maxwell On The Endangered Species List!!!

Congressman Tim Burchett motioned to subpoena Epstein-Madam and Bottom Bitch, Ghislaine Maxwell, to testify before the House Oversight Committee. A move that not only forced Speaker Johnson to send Congress home early for summer break, giving Marjorie Taylor Greene even more time to shatter her all-time Bourbon Street beads-for-boobs record, but also forced Donald Trump […]

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The Supreme Court Isn’t Protecting Against A Trump Dictatorship, They’re An Accomplice To It!!!

The Supreme Court has pieced together rulings over the past couple of years that have cleared the pathway for authoritarian rule and created a Dr. Frankenstein-like tyrannical monster, Dictator Trump, out of soulless nepotism leftovers and spoiled sex offender parts. And after stripping the authority away from lower courts this week, they’ve slowly removed all […]

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Will Trump Make American Manufacturing Great Again By Making $400 Million Qatari Private Jets Exempt From Tariffs?!?

Karoline Leavitt was still buzzing from her Oscar-worthy performance at her White House press briefing in which she acted mortified at the mere thought of Trump financially benefitting from the presidency, when news broke of Donald, “The Oval Orifice,” Trump had been gifted a $400 million flying mega-mansion by the Qatari government. Prompting KKKaroline to […]

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Republicans Now Fear The Wrath Of Their Own Creation!!!

According to Senator Lisa Murkowski, life as a moderate in the MAGA-verse is much more like surviving domestic assault in an abusive relationship than enjoying unlimited access to Kid Rock and partaking in all-you-can-drink topless “My Pillow” fights. So, to anyone still claiming both political parties are equally deplorable. When Democrat Joe Manchin routinely voted […]

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