Growing up in the 1980s and ’90s, the movies during that era would have you believe that man-eating sharks, late-night baths with Gremlins, and Quicksand were the leading causes of death on planet Earth. Although the first two weren’t as prevalent before their big screen debuts. Quicksand has been the bain of existence for television […]
Read More How Quicksand Went From Recurring Movie Villain To Social Media Stunt!!!While watching the latest Showtime / Paramount+ series “The Agency” (An in-depth look at the inner workings of the CIA, starring an A+++ cast). Which, btw, I do highly recommend the first two episodes. But that’s burying the lead because they ran a promo for an upcoming documentary about a German rapper turned ISIS terrorist. Now that piqued my interest right […]
Read More New Doc Reveals How An FBI Translator Was Honey-D*cked By A Rapper Turned ISIS Terrorist!!!While we can learn much from penguins, today’s first lesson comes solely from personal experience. You see, I planned to write an entire article devoted to a specific penguin story I came across earlier today that I found particularly fascinating. However, since I have no recollection of said penguin’s name or even the gist of […]
Read More There Are Lots Of Lessons To Learn From Our Pimped-Out-Penguin Pals!!!So it appears Colorado man James Craig has found himself in a bit more, hot water as of late. This comes nearly a year removed from when the 45-year-old dentist was accused of poisoning his wife. After, he not so convincingly assured his bride that he, in fact, “didn’t drug” her. That was shortly before her untimely […]
Read More A Dentist Who Allegedly Poisoned His Wife, Believed Killing the Lead Investigator Would Solve All His Problems!!!Whether you like it or not, TikTok is here to stay. Well, that is until the government bans it, but that’s completely beside the point. The damage has already been done, and the fallout is an entire generation of humans missing a large portion of their brains, devoted solely to self-loathing amounts of embarrassment. Which, […]
Read More Beyond The Cringe Of TikTok Dances!!!Just when I thought I was putting on some boring ass Netflix documentary to help me fall asleep last night. I was quickly treated, to an hour and 24 minutes, of the horrifying reality of mass consumerism and the unmanageable amount of waste it produces. So, once sound sleep was simply out of the question, […]
Read More “Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy” On Netflix Is A Terrifying Must Watch!!!
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