Trump Spent $100,000 On Flag Poles And Somehow “The Fake News” Still Reports Low Poll Numbers!!!

It’s been a tough week for the Trump Regime; not only did they learn Iran’s Supreme Leader appears more popular among the MAGA-first crowd than their own guy. But when the President was told his poll numbers were dangerously low, instead of taking the Iran crisis more seriously, Trump said, “Problem solved, I’ve got a […]

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Trump’s Version Of An Economic Soft Landing Is Pretending Recessions Are No Biggy!!!

President Biden masterfully split the uprights between lowering Trumpflation and avoiding a recession altogether. Trump, on the other hand, his batshit crazy idea of an economic soft landing, is telling the public a nosedive crash of the American economy is all part of his master plan in a gentle voice. With the abject level of […]

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JB Pritzker’s Inspirational Speech Was Promptly Mischaracterized By The Blame-Stream Media!!!

Illinois Democratic Governor JB Pritzker gave a passionate speech tearing apart Trump and Republicans for their reckless and tyrannical leadership. Yet, the media somehow mischaracterized his message and summed up his performance by quoting a throwaway line calling for more action from “Do Nothing” Democrats. The disingenuous headlines not only buried the lead, but they […]

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Trump’s (Dumbass/ Elites/ Inexperienced) DEI Hires Signal A National Security Threat!!

Thankfully, for the safety of American troops, the Secretary of Defense texted a credible journalist with war plans and not one of his former coworkers at Fox and Friends. Especially if our adversaries also speak douchebag emoji fluently 🇺🇸💪🔥!  Just because I might feel confident texting my drug dealer on Signal doesn’t make it a […]

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