Both Democrat And Republican Senators Agree Iran Bombing Did Happen… And That’s About It!!!

The Senate attended a classified briefing on Operation Midnight Hammer, AKA the codename for the US bombing campaign on Iran, and also how Pete Hegseth describes his rigorous late-night masturbatory sessions. And despite both Democrats and Republicans disagreeing along party lines on Trump’s assessment of the bombing’s effectiveness, they did, however, unanimously agree that Trump […]

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Does A $2 Billion Investment Into MAGA Madoff’s Crypto Get UAE A Sweetheart Tariff Deal?!?

Trump’s trade war has made about as much sense as scouting for a reliable babysitter off the sex offender registry. So, these tariffs would make much more sense if they were extortion tactics to add commas to Trump’s bank balance rather than revenge for some nonsensical trade deficit. It’s no secret that cryptocurrency is the […]

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