Has anyone else noticed that Marjorie Taylor Greene has been demanding the release of the Epstein Files and blaming the GOP for the government shutdown, and John Fetterman’s day is spent trashing Democrats on Fox News? Which begs the question: Are MTG and Fetterman involved in some sorta bipartisan body swap, like “Freaky Friday,” but […]
Read More Is There A White Trash Freaky Friday Happening In Congress?!?Donald Trump plans to award himself $230 million to remind the public that if anyone deserves to pay a price for January 6th, it’s the American Taxpayer. After all, prior to the 2020 Presidential election, Trump specifically warned voters not to elect Biden. So, instead, Trump sent a moron militia to hang Mike Pence in […]
Read More Trump To Pay Himself $230 Million In Taxpayer Money To Fund His Obsession With Balls!!!What do Middle East peace and fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election have in common? They’re the only figments of Donald Trump’s imagination that don’t require an XXX-rating or a non-disclosure agreement. Leave it to Trump to think he could somehow solve more than 100 years of infighting the same way he “Made America Great […]
Read More Turns Out Negotiating Peace Is A Lot Easier On Truth Social Than In The Middle East!!!Donald Trump is so laser-focused on receiving a Nobel Prize that he’s willing to kill everyone who stands between him and peace. Much like DC Comics’ antihero PeaceMaker, except Trump is much fatter, dumber, and instead of PeaceMaker’s cool helmet and bald eagle sidekick, PeaceMAGA wears a dirty diaper and has a bald asshole named […]
Read More Donald Trump Plans To Kill As Many People As It Takes To Reach Peace!!!Donald Trump, fresh off claiming victory in the war against waste, fraud, abuse, and the American Soybean Farmer, was photographed for the cover of Time Magazine, in what’s being called the most unflattering Presidential headshot since the JFK assassination. The picture, which answers the question, “What’s the point of view of Trump’s gunt?” Appears to […]
Read More Trump’s Gunt, About The Gruesome Angle Of The Time Cover Photo: “I Warned You!”Sure, Donald Trump has an “America First” agenda, but so did Osama Bin Laden, and I don’t remember Fox News calling him “Patriotic”. I mean, allowing Qatar’s Air Force to set up shop in Idaho might be good news for the state’s lone Halal grocery shop, “Atta Boy’s,” but not so much for the residents […]
Read More A Qatari Air Force Base In Idaho Is Sending Some Serious “America First” Mixed Messages!!!Speaker Mike Johnson (a man so unlikeably religious he says grace before eating ass) speaks to the press about Donald Trump as though he’s bragging about some smoking-hot Canadian girlfriend that just doesn’t exist. Which is sad for multiple reasons, but mainly because we all know Trump, and we’d trade that fat POS for the […]
Read More Trump: If Government Shutdowns Are This Fun, Perhaps I Should’ve Read Project 2025!!!Donald Trump took time out of his busy, shutting-down-the-government schedule (or, as he prefers to call forcing people to work without pay, “The Art of the Steal!”) to gather all the US Generals stationed around the globe for whatever the fuck a “Warriors’ Ethos Pep Rally” means. Well, as it turns out, labeling an Authoritarianism […]
Read More Trump’s Military Frowns Upon Beards, Fatsos, Women, Americans, And N-Words!!!Congratulations, Donald Trump, even being judged, on a pig-who-ate-his-own-blanket scale, you’re still a fucking meathead. This entire Trump misnomer, Portland, Oregon, “is in shambles,” all started a few weeks back when Fox News mistakenly aired footage from the 2020 BLM protests, and like any dementia-riddled Grandma seeing an AI image for the first time, Trump […]
Read More Thanks To Fox News, Trump Declared War On Portland To Stop The 2020 Protests!!!There you have it, folks; case closed. You can officially indict a ham sandwich. Well, that’s only if Donald Trump were an Authoritarian Vegan. Or if former FBI Director James Comey were eating a ham salad on rye at the time of his arrest. Then, Lindsey Halligan could slap it with one count of aiding […]
Read More Former FBI Director James Comey, Today, US v Ham Sandwich, Tomorrow?!?
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