Christmas Day comes around just as quickly as it goes away each year. However, the one thing that awkwardly overstays its welcome much longer than is sociably acceptable. Other than your creepy single uncle fooling no one but his mirror with his attempted combover, is that withering Christmas tree kept in the unproductive corner of […]
Read More What To Do With Your Christmas Tree If You Missed Your Local Pick-Up Day!!!So Russian State Run Media (the country’s largest propaganda provider) went above and beyond this Holiday Season. To prove once and for all what makes them the number #1 vacationing destination of the faux masculine supremacy movement here in the States. Now, since Putin’s Regime tells their audiences what media they should and shouldn’t consume, […]
Read More Was Putin Aiming For Santa When He Shot Down A Passenger Jet On Christmas?!?As 2025 is upon us, we say goodbye to back-to-back years of the hottest temperatures Earth has ever seen. Perhaps it’s time we start planning ahead for a somewhat sustainable future. Just in the off chance Elon Musk’s AI worldwide takeover fails miserably, much like his numerous attempts at humor have. Especially if the makeup […]
Read More A Meat Eater’s Investigation Into The Cultivated Meat Industry!!!On the off chance, you survived your family Christmas festivities or first few evenings of Hanukkah with your psyche still intact. Fear not because I am here to Debbie-Downer you right back into reality. Leveling you off to the average cruising altitude of post-holiday dread and regret that most adults suffer during the last few […]
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