Tag: South Park

Why Is The FBI C*ck-Blocking A Potential Grindr Rendezvous With Speaker Mike Johnson?!?

Last year, it came to light that self-described homophobe and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson had a bizarre arrangement with his teenage son Jack (No, not the singer/surfer Jack Johnson, although in this scenario, I bet the Speaker wishes). Apparently, the two Johnsons had an incestuous agreement to monitor each other’s porn intake like […]

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After Losing 3 Recounts, MAGA Overturns NC Supreme Court Election, Throwing Out 60K+ Legal Votes!!!

So what’s the point of even having elections if every sore loser will lie, cheat, steal, bitch, and moan until they get the results they desire? This entire scenario sounds much more like corruption than a conflict of interest. MAGA NC Supreme Court Justices overturning the results of a free and fair election over politics […]

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Despite Ignoring It’s Airport Destination Driverless Car Successfully Circles Parking Lot!!!

In the least shocking development since Los Angeles spontaneously combusted once again, causing hundreds of thousands to be displaced by relentless wind-driven wildfires devastating the region. A self-driving car malfunctioned, leaving its time-strapped passenger attempting to make his flight with no self-troubleshooting go-to options on the fly. Perhaps the software engineers tasked with solving any […]

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What To Do With Your Christmas Tree If You Missed Your Local Pick-Up Day!!!

Christmas Day comes around just as quickly as it goes away each year. However, the one thing that awkwardly overstays its welcome much longer than is sociably acceptable. Other than your creepy single uncle fooling no one but his mirror with his attempted combover, is that withering Christmas tree kept in the unproductive corner of […]

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Was Putin Aiming For Santa When He Shot Down A Passenger Jet On Christmas?!?

So Russian State Run Media (the country’s largest propaganda provider) went above and beyond this Holiday Season. To prove once and for all what makes them the number #1 vacationing destination of the faux masculine supremacy movement here in the States. Now, since Putin’s Regime tells their audiences what media they should and shouldn’t consume, […]

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Could The Bird Flu Virus Mutations Mean Another Pandemic Is On the Horizon?!?

On the off chance, you survived your family Christmas festivities or first few evenings of Hanukkah with your psyche still intact. Fear not because I am here to Debbie-Downer you right back into reality. Leveling you off to the average cruising altitude of post-holiday dread and regret that most adults suffer during the last few […]

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