With the United States government shutting its doors for the first time since 2020, back when it contracted Covid and a debilitating strain of Democrat Derangement Syndrome, both from Donald Trump. That, to this day, is considered fact-resistant and highly contagious among the unvaccinated and the dumb fuck community overall. The GOP has once again […]
Read More Welcome To Trump’s Government ShutShow!!!Kristi Noem, Trump’s self-described pet Goat/Puppy assassin and baa-baa-bad ass, really screwed the pooch this time. Although she pretends to have ICE running through her veins when hunting humans for sport, it appears to have clotted and frozen her entire brain into a microscopic ICE-burg. After her utter mismanagement of the Guantanamo Bay Immigration operation […]
Read More The ICE Ventura Immigration Detective Wasted $16 MIL On Failed Guantanamo Stunt!!!Some consider it a sign of confidence to think your shit doesn’t stink. However, since Elon Musk is the definition of insecurity. Although Elon pretends to love his own Musk in many of his wannabe-tough guy-esque tweets. If the Janitors at SpaceX can even detect Musk’s bullshit bravado, imagine the dirt his rocket scientists can […]
Read More When It Comes To Believing His Sh*t Doesn’t Stink, Does Elon Love His Own Musk?!?It’s no secret I am not a fan of social media. However, I realize it is a necessary evil for some of us. I do feel sympathetic for those who rely upon it for their income. But with social media, there’s no shortage of platforms to pivot towards nowadays. I kicked my Facebook habit in […]
Read More Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out TikTok!!!If you thought TikTok’s influence over our nation’s youth was perilous when China was pulling the strings from Beijing. Just imagine the potential pitfalls if SpaceX Luther gets his hands on America’s productivity Kryptonite. I mean, what could possibly go wrong by handing over the keys of the Oval Office, US Space Program, International Spy […]
Read More Does Musk Acquiring TikTok Turn A National Security Risk Into A Disinformation Monopoly?In the least shocking development since Los Angeles spontaneously combusted once again, causing hundreds of thousands to be displaced by relentless wind-driven wildfires devastating the region. A self-driving car malfunctioned, leaving its time-strapped passenger attempting to make his flight with no self-troubleshooting go-to options on the fly. Perhaps the software engineers tasked with solving any […]
Read More Despite Ignoring It’s Airport Destination Driverless Car Successfully Circles Parking Lot!!!To say I’m not a “tech junkie” is a bit of an understatement. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not, by any means, an off-the-grid type either. I have just enough gadgets and technology in my day-to-day life to appear sane and remain functional in modern American society. Yet despite the popularity of voice-activated assistance, I’ve […]
Read More How My Relationship With AI SIRI Is Already Rather Problematic!!!
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