Watching Pam Bondi protect her job by defending Trump’s wrongdoing at all costs at press conferences. Makes you feel the US Attorney General is an abused baby mama deflecting blame for her fresh black eye on her own clumsiness. And what’s with the constant terrified look on Kash Patel’s face ever since his successful nomination […]
Read More The Trump Administration Has Devolved Into The Island Of Misfit MAGAS!!!The media has been justifiably scrutinizing MAGA over haphazardly texting out war plans like a batch of unsolicited but tasteful nudes. Giving Democrats an overdue and much-needed political win to rally around. However, this colossal mishap also gave Trump the perfect cover to sign an unconstitutional executive order denying millions of American citizens the ability […]
Read More With America Distracted, Trump Signs An Unconstitutional Voter Suppression Order!!When the so-called “smartest” man in the MAGA-verse can easily ridicule the Department of Education but yet struggles to spell it correctly. Perhaps funding teachers should be a higher right-wing priority than arming them with guns. Then maybe Kids would be more likely to read and write at a decent level than be accidentally shot […]
Read More World-Class-Clown Filthy Madison Screws Teachers And Students!!!If the best way to get an Independent to support fascism is to say voting for Trump will lower inflation. Then, the best way to get a Liberal to support fascism is to say buying a Tesla will save the planet. Although the peak of regret may be the Middle-class Trump voter having nothing to […]
Read More Blue States Rule And Red States Rely More On Federal Funding!!!The Modern day GOP is a collection of assholes so jam-packed all its members are full of shit. Never mind, just the thought of the stink those gasbags churn out makes you want to puke inside your mouth. It’ll serve them right after dumping all over Ukraine last week if, in the end, they wind […]
Read More Did The US Stop Intelligence Sharing With Ukraine To Supply Russia Instead?!?Trump has been quoted professing his admiration for Hitler on multiple occasions, even stating the top Natzi leader “Did some good things.” Now, everyone in human existence has made at least one good decision over a lifetime. However, Trump wasn’t referring to Hitler’s standout facial hair, artistic talents, or his commitment to blowing his brains […]
Read More The Dangers Of Trump Replacing Qualified Military JAGs With MAGA Jag-Offs!!!Besides nauseating competent viewers with a masturbatory reimagining of his corruption, Trump spent the majority of his State of the Regime speech proving his cost-cutting campaign promises were nothing more than a basic-bitch bait-and-switch. According to the two-faced Trump himself, Americans should expect “a little disturbance” due to his counterproductive tariffs and economic blunders. A […]
Read More Thanks To Trump The Fact-Checking Industry Is Booming!!!Elon Musk took some quality time off from pilfering the US Treasury Department to attend the GOP circle-jerk known as CPAC last night. Parading himself around like a chainsaw-wielding weirdo ready for a public relations abortion. Yet his terrible impression of an adult man with human friends and feelings fooled absolutely no one watching in […]
Read More Republican Voters Are Demanding Answers From The GOP DOGE-Bags!!!What a banner week it’s been for White Privilege. It began with the triumphant return of TikTok, the preferred propaganda promotion algorithm of the Tween White Supremacy movement nationwide. This was quickly followed up by the news that the so-called invasive “diversity and equity programs” have been returned to their rightful owners, with nepotism and […]
Read More Congrats White Privilege You’ve Outdone Yourself With The Jan 6th Pardons!!!I am my family’s black sheep, not for the many questionable dark-side choices I’ve made along the way. No, my tribe has been firmly in my corner both through thick and thin. However, where I do stray from the flock is my utter indifference to all things Star Wars. But despite the fact the force […]
Read More Meet The Enormous Newly Discovered “Darth Vader” Sea-Bug!!!
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