If Republicans were genuinely scared of illegal migrants spreading across the country faster than measles at a Fort Worth Chuck E Cheese, then why were Governors Greg Abbott, Ron DeSantis, and the rest of the Injustice League shipping immigrants off to Blue States like they were a national guard troop in search of common sense? […]
Read More The Insurrection Act: MAGA’s Final Solution!!!What’s the difference between protesting the Supreme Leader in Iran and Donald Trump in Minneapolis? At least in Iran, the execution comes after the trial. Just last week, Trump called Ashli Babbitt, the armed domestic terrorist who attacked federal law enforcement on January 6th, a “ Patriot,” and Renee Good, the unarmed patriot federal law […]
Read More Congratulations ICE, You Dropped More Bodies Than Boston Last Year!!!Yesterday, an innocent woman was gunned down by ICE, the most cold-blooded of all of Trump’s misfit toys. As Renee Nicole Good was simply going about her business, as most American women do: rushing her kid off to school so she can spend the rest of her day pissing me off in traffic. Sadly, no […]
Read More Get The F*ck Out Of Our Cities, ICE-IS Terrorists!!!I realize Donald Trump, the main reason the phrase is now “You’ve got to suck a few dicks to make an omelette,” is considered the Russian nesting doll of distractions. However, while most people assume that what you’ll find under all those layers of gross is the pedophilia truth about the Epstein files. I am […]
Read More Is Trump Forcing Maduro To Falsely Admit He Stole The 2020 Election For Biden?!?Man, I can’t even take a week off without the entire world going to shit. Then again, with Trump in office, every time you take a whiz, it feels like you’re taking more than just your wiener into your own hands. So, in this episode of “How Can Trump Ruin Everyone’s Fucking Day?” Venezuelan President […]
Read More Maduro’s Wife: “Not Exactly The Spontaneous Caribbean Cruise I Had In Mind!”Imagine waiting for the latest iPhone release, but when you get to the front of the line and hand them all your money, some “genius” hands you a Blackberry charger and says, “Don’t call us, we’ll call you..NEXT!!” That’s essentially the bait-and-switch bullshit the Department of Justice just pulled with the files formerly known as […]
Read More Epstein Files Receive An Even Worse Review Than Trump’s Christmas Card!!!On the eve of the deadline, I have a sneaking suspicion that whatever redaction Rorschach test we receive in place of the Epstein files, it will feature more black ink than an octopus orgy. I mean, instead of the Epstein files, it should’ve taken an act of Congress to release Ghislaine Maxwell into the general […]
Read More Trump Is Bribing The Military With $1,776 Of The $2.9 Billion He Stole From Them!!!Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, pictured below with resting Paula-Dean-on-Bath-Salts’ face, went viral after being the first Trump official caught on record openly telling the truth. Spilling the MAGA tea to Vanity Fair about Trump’s ‘alcoholic personality’, Vance’s ‘Conspiracy’ Theories, and Musk’s ‘avowed ketamine use,’ and yet not one mention of Karolying Leavitt’s lips having […]
Read More Girl’s Gone Wiles!!!Donald Trump, a man who even betrayed his oath to protect and defend the Epstein Files. Held a rally at the Mount Airy Casino in the Poconos yesterday to discuss the state of the economy. A symbolic gesture, considering that if not for casinos, Trump might never have learned how to bankrupt a country. There, […]
Read More Rip Tan Stinkle Makes It Through An Entire Speech Awake, But Not Woke!!!Donald Trump, a man who even overthrows governments, America First. Now plans to give “Winning” the War on Drugs what 2011 called the “Charlie Sheen-Try.” Don’t get me wrong, fentanyl should be considered a weapon of mass destruction. Something so deadly it can be used by Republicans to start a war under false pretenses. However, […]
Read More Venezuela Couldn’t Kill A Headache With The Amount Of Fentanyl They Produce!!!
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