It’s official, Greg Bovino, Trump’s snack-sized border bitch has been demoted from the front lines in Minnesota, so he can primarily focus on his true passion, drowning Mexicans in obscurity. And while in the grand scheme of things, this is, at best, doing the bare minimum, and at worst, a dimly-witted downgrade. It is still […]
Read More Is ICE Losing Its Grip?!?Donald Trump is so laser-focused on receiving a Nobel Prize that he’s willing to kill everyone who stands between him and peace. Much like DC Comics’ antihero PeaceMaker, except Trump is much fatter, dumber, and instead of PeaceMaker’s cool helmet and bald eagle sidekick, PeaceMAGA wears a dirty diaper and has a bald asshole named […]
Read More Donald Trump Plans To Kill As Many People As It Takes To Reach Peace!!!Marjorie Taylor Greene: Republican congresswoman, who continues to vote against her own party’s interests, which not only earned her the title MAGA Manchin, but her recent support of Democrats puts an entirely new spin on the slogan “Back the Blue.” The once HMIC(Head-MAGAT-In-Charge) now appears to cherish her new role as GOP spoiler as she […]
Read More Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Absolutely Nailing Her Squad Audition!!!Speaker Mike Johnson (a man so unlikeably religious he says grace before eating ass) speaks to the press about Donald Trump as though he’s bragging about some smoking-hot Canadian girlfriend that just doesn’t exist. Which is sad for multiple reasons, but mainly because we all know Trump, and we’d trade that fat POS for the […]
Read More Trump: If Government Shutdowns Are This Fun, Perhaps I Should’ve Read Project 2025!!!The Senate attended a classified briefing on Operation Midnight Hammer, AKA the codename for the US bombing campaign on Iran, and also how Pete Hegseth describes his rigorous late-night masturbatory sessions. And despite both Democrats and Republicans disagreeing along party lines on Trump’s assessment of the bombing’s effectiveness, they did, however, unanimously agree that Trump […]
Read More Both Democrat And Republican Senators Agree Iran Bombing Did Happen… And That’s About It!!!Donald Trump may have given the order to bomb 3 Iranian nuclear facilities yesterday. However, this decision was inevitable after he unilaterally tore up the existing nuclear agreement in 2018. And since it gave up all US oversight of Iran’s nuclear program, he has been unsuccessfully trying to replace it ever since. Because, as everyone […]
Read More Trump’s War With Iran Began The Day He Tore Up The US/Iran Nuclear Agreement!!!When it comes to America’s First Amendment enforcement, Trump is sending some serious mixed messages to the world. So, if you’re a burka-wearing PHD student and publicly voice your opinion, you get kidnapped off the street and sent to prison with no due process. But if you’re a traitorous Cruella De Vil-looking mother fucker with […]
Read More Considering Trump Is President Again, The Administration Assumes Americans Are Idiots!!!Thankfully, for the safety of American troops, the Secretary of Defense texted a credible journalist with war plans and not one of his former coworkers at Fox and Friends. Especially if our adversaries also speak douchebag emoji fluently 🇺🇸💪🔥! Just because I might feel confident texting my drug dealer on Signal doesn’t make it a […]
Read More Trump’s (Dumbass/ Elites/ Inexperienced) DEI Hires Signal A National Security Threat!!The Modern day GOP is a collection of assholes so jam-packed all its members are full of shit. Never mind, just the thought of the stink those gasbags churn out makes you want to puke inside your mouth. It’ll serve them right after dumping all over Ukraine last week if, in the end, they wind […]
Read More Did The US Stop Intelligence Sharing With Ukraine To Supply Russia Instead?!?
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