It’s official, folks, MAGA has entered the Cancel-Culture Karen stage of grief. Now mourning the assassination of self-proclaimed “Free Speech” agitator and contagious far-right fuckboy Charlie Kirk, by demanding to speak to Antifa’s manager. Praying employers will feel so verbally molested by the ear rapist bitching on the other end of the phone about TuckFrump69 […]
Read More MAGA Is At The Cancel-Culture Karen Stage Of Grief!!!No matter what JD Vance and Donald Trump say, over the last decade, 96% of all political assassinations have been committed by right-wing extremists. Hot yoga, unflinching morals, and crippling student loan debt from a Fem-lit degree: now that’s some real left-wing-lunatic shit. Sure, there are bad apples in every bunch, but is that probable […]
Read More Over The Last Decade 96% Of All Political Killings Were By Right-Wing Assassins!!!Donald Trump took time out of subtweeting dictators about sleepover FOMO like a passive-aggressive Burn Book entry from Regina George, to call his bestie’s child sex trafficking victims’ side of the story, a hoax. Yes, the same POS who recently painted the Mexican Border Wall black, only to then force the Smithsonian to whitewash its […]
Read More Trump Calls Bestie’s Child Sex-Trafficking Victims A Hoax!!!Republicans have been pushing this narrative that if Donald Trump were partaking in sex crimes as Epstein’s wingman, then wouldn’t Democrats have used the Biden years to bring him to justice? As if Republicans didn’t spend four years accusing Democrats of a “Witch Hunt” for attempting to hold Trump accountable for orchestrating history’s first nationally […]
Read More Sex-Trafficker’s Cellmate Opens Up About Trump’s Epstein Involvement!!!Donald Trump took time out of avoiding accusations about his creepy past to open up to Newsmax about his 27-year-old Press Secretary’s fuckability. Because nothing screams, “I’m a reformed pedophile” more than hornily hitting on an employee who was -2 years-old back when Trump was barely a 50-year-old wingman for Jeffrey Epstein. Then again, only […]
Read More Trump’s Horned-Up Newsmax Interview Made America Nauseous Again!!!Donald Trump took time out of blaming the world’s problems on the Biden Autopen to announce a vague and mathematically questionable proposal to lower pharmaceutical prices, claiming, “We will have reduced drug prices by 1,000 percent by 1100, 1200, 1300, 1400, 700, 600. Not 30 or 40 or 50 percent, but numbers the likes of […]
Read More Trump Claims Epstein List Is A Biden Autopen Forgery!!!Now, before we get to the Fury Fuhrer of Sesame Street, it appears Donald Trump, the MVP, or Most Valuable Perve of the Epstein Client List, has not only previously attempted to use his Presidential powers to pardon former Epstein Island bottom bitch Ghislaine Maxwell. But, with the release of a 14-chapter post claiming the […]
Read More Could Antisemitic Tweet Earn Elmo A DOGE Position?!?Whether it’s being the leading cause of the worldwide COVID spread, defunding cancer research, dismantling FEMA, cutting Medicare, food assistance, climate change protections, or a myriad of other lifesaving programs, Donald Trump is racking up a body count similar to other preventable disasters like the slave trade, world wars, or Christianity. So when blame inevitably […]
Read More Add Texas Flood Victims To Trump’s Growing Body Count!!!Congratulations, Donald Trump; thanks to you, the 4th of July can now be associated with a net loss of US independence from tyrannical twats. Considering ten years from now, people won’t be getting blackout drunk at 4th of July parties to celebrate Independence Day but to forget how Trump’s Billionaire Blowjob Bill killed more innocent […]
Read More Congress Passes Trump’s Billionaire Blowjob Bill!!!Two-week Trump strikes again, and by strike, I mean sits on his thumb and hopes everyone will be talking about how he fucked-up something much more significant fourteen days from now. For someone so thoughtless, Trump requires an awful lot of time to formulate the shittiest excuses imaginable. This guy says “Two weeks” so much […]
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