With the United States government shutting its doors for the first time since 2020, back when it contracted Covid and a debilitating strain of Democrat Derangement Syndrome, both from Donald Trump. That, to this day, is considered fact-resistant and highly contagious among the unvaccinated and the dumb fuck community overall. The GOP has once again […]
Read More Welcome To Trump’s Government ShutShow!!!Donald Trump took time out of his busy, shutting-down-the-government schedule (or, as he prefers to call forcing people to work without pay, “The Art of the Steal!”) to gather all the US Generals stationed around the globe for whatever the fuck a “Warriors’ Ethos Pep Rally” means. Well, as it turns out, labeling an Authoritarianism […]
Read More Trump’s Military Frowns Upon Beards, Fatsos, Women, Americans, And N-Words!!!There you have it, folks; case closed. You can officially indict a ham sandwich. Well, that’s only if Donald Trump were an Authoritarian Vegan. Or if former FBI Director James Comey were eating a ham salad on rye at the time of his arrest. Then, Lindsey Halligan could slap it with one count of aiding […]
Read More Former FBI Director James Comey, Today, US v Ham Sandwich, Tomorrow?!?Jimmy Kimmel was welcomed back last night with the most electric round of applause since the United Nations announced, “Donald Trump has left the building!”. After Kimmel was unceremoniously kicked off the ABC airwaves, for what FCC chairman and wannabe Trump family underboss, Brendan Carr, called “A business decision,” Disney can’t refuse! Before he left […]
Read More Kimmel’s Double-Bird Salute To Big Dictator Energy!!!Donald Trump’s UK exit interview with Prime Minister Keir Starmer went about as well as any WWIII-provoking humble-brag can. After President Chatty Kathy couldn’t help but spill all the tea about taking back control of Bagram Air Force base in Afghanistan from the Taliban. A clearly classified conversation, he undoubtedly had with a high-ranking US […]
Read More Now That Anti-Fascists Are Terrorists, Will Trump Now Negotiate With Democrats?!?How did Donald Trump and his MAGA cronies show their gratitude for the US Constitution’s 238th birthday? Putting a bullet in its First-born Amendment’s head, or as Kristi Noem calls it, teaching an old dog new tricks. And sure, Charlie Kirk is probably rolling over in his grave; not because his legacy will forever be […]
Read More Where’s MAGA’s Thoughts And Prayers For The First Amendment?!?It’s official, folks, MAGA has entered the Cancel-Culture Karen stage of grief. Now mourning the assassination of self-proclaimed “Free Speech” agitator and contagious far-right fuckboy Charlie Kirk, by demanding to speak to Antifa’s manager. Praying employers will feel so verbally molested by the ear rapist bitching on the other end of the phone about TuckFrump69 […]
Read More MAGA Is At The Cancel-Culture Karen Stage Of Grief!!!No matter what JD Vance and Donald Trump say, over the last decade, 96% of all political assassinations have been committed by right-wing extremists. Hot yoga, unflinching morals, and crippling student loan debt from a Fem-lit degree: now that’s some real left-wing-lunatic shit. Sure, there are bad apples in every bunch, but is that probable […]
Read More Over The Last Decade 96% Of All Political Killings Were By Right-Wing Assassins!!!Donald Trump took time out of subtweeting dictators about sleepover FOMO like a passive-aggressive Burn Book entry from Regina George, to call his bestie’s child sex trafficking victims’ side of the story, a hoax. Yes, the same POS who recently painted the Mexican Border Wall black, only to then force the Smithsonian to whitewash its […]
Read More Trump Calls Bestie’s Child Sex-Trafficking Victims A Hoax!!!Republicans have been pushing this narrative that if Donald Trump were partaking in sex crimes as Epstein’s wingman, then wouldn’t Democrats have used the Biden years to bring him to justice? As if Republicans didn’t spend four years accusing Democrats of a “Witch Hunt” for attempting to hold Trump accountable for orchestrating history’s first nationally […]
Read More Sex-Trafficker’s Cellmate Opens Up About Trump’s Epstein Involvement!!!
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