Tag: The Guardian

Funny How Carpool Kilmar Is Back Just In Time To Squash The Trump/Musk Beef!!!

Pam Bondi, Florida’s biggest regret and the source of Freddy Krueger’s nightmare-fueled Ambien addiction, not only announced Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s sudden return but convinced a grand jury carpooling is now a federal crime. However, like her roots, Pam Blondi’s press conferences are a hot mess. Obnoxiously lying like a Mar-A-Largo Persian rug with more tells […]

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Does A $2 Billion Investment Into MAGA Madoff’s Crypto Get UAE A Sweetheart Tariff Deal?!?

Trump’s trade war has made about as much sense as scouting for a reliable babysitter off the sex offender registry. So, these tariffs would make much more sense if they were extortion tactics to add commas to Trump’s bank balance rather than revenge for some nonsensical trade deficit. It’s no secret that cryptocurrency is the […]

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JB Pritzker’s Inspirational Speech Was Promptly Mischaracterized By The Blame-Stream Media!!!

Illinois Democratic Governor JB Pritzker gave a passionate speech tearing apart Trump and Republicans for their reckless and tyrannical leadership. Yet, the media somehow mischaracterized his message and summed up his performance by quoting a throwaway line calling for more action from “Do Nothing” Democrats. The disingenuous headlines not only buried the lead, but they […]

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Diplomacy And Democracy In Ukraine Are A Bridge To Far For The Trump Regime!!!

Donald Trump has a unique ability to keep and break the same promise simultaneously. Take the War in Ukraine, for example. According to President Zelenskyy, Ukrainian citizens, NATO allies, and the American public at large, Trump not only broke his promise to end the conflict on day 1 of his dictatorship, but he also appears […]

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Trump’s 90-Day Tariff Pause Is The Art Of The Steal, Not Deal!!!

Insider trading’s only considered a victimless crime when you’re the Wolf of Wall Street, not a whack-job in the West Wing. And please spare me all your “But the Pelosis are profiteering” whataboutism tears. Sure, I will gladly hydrate myself all day long with them. However, manufacturing a worldwide economic collapse for personal gain and […]

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After Losing 3 Recounts, MAGA Overturns NC Supreme Court Election, Throwing Out 60K+ Legal Votes!!!

So what’s the point of even having elections if every sore loser will lie, cheat, steal, bitch, and moan until they get the results they desire? This entire scenario sounds much more like corruption than a conflict of interest. MAGA NC Supreme Court Justices overturning the results of a free and fair election over politics […]

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Trump’s Liberation Day Is A Joke, And The Punchline Is The American Consumer!!!

Some say “Liberation Day” should’ve been rolled out on April Fools Day, along with all the other shitty jokes. But perhaps, Valentine’s Day would’ve been a more appropriate setting all along if Trump was planning to fuck the American Consumer. And what’s with naming it “Liberation Day” if the only oppression American citizens will be […]

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