Watching Pam Bondi protect her job by defending Trump’s wrongdoing at all costs at press conferences. Makes you feel the US Attorney General is an abused baby mama deflecting blame for her fresh black eye on her own clumsiness. And what’s with the constant terrified look on Kash Patel’s face ever since his successful nomination […]
Read More The Trump Administration Has Devolved Into The Island Of Misfit MAGAS!!!The media has been justifiably scrutinizing MAGA over haphazardly texting out war plans like a batch of unsolicited but tasteful nudes. Giving Democrats an overdue and much-needed political win to rally around. However, this colossal mishap also gave Trump the perfect cover to sign an unconstitutional executive order denying millions of American citizens the ability […]
Read More With America Distracted, Trump Signs An Unconstitutional Voter Suppression Order!!The Modern day GOP is a collection of assholes so jam-packed all its members are full of shit. Never mind, just the thought of the stink those gasbags churn out makes you want to puke inside your mouth. It’ll serve them right after dumping all over Ukraine last week if, in the end, they wind […]
Read More Did The US Stop Intelligence Sharing With Ukraine To Supply Russia Instead?!?Besides nauseating competent viewers with a masturbatory reimagining of his corruption, Trump spent the majority of his State of the Regime speech proving his cost-cutting campaign promises were nothing more than a basic-bitch bait-and-switch. According to the two-faced Trump himself, Americans should expect “a little disturbance” due to his counterproductive tariffs and economic blunders. A […]
Read More Thanks To Trump The Fact-Checking Industry Is Booming!!!The Groupies Of Putin (GOP) have once again made a mockery of themselves, the White House, and American democracy. Donald Trump and JD Vance were so visually frustrated with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy rejecting their tag-team advances. To save face among the misogynistic MAGATS, I was half expecting Trump to start randomly grabbing p*ssies and Vance […]
Read More Zelenskyy Stands Up For Democracy Against The Groupies Of Putin!!!It’s ironic how DOGE-Bags everywhere are laser-focused on ridding the government of waste fraud and abuse using a corporate scale as criteria. When it’s the lower classes ultimately getting stuck with this entire bill. This is a government paid for by taxpayer dollars, so if we go by their publicly traded company standards, that makes […]
Read More Trump’s Government Waste, Fraud, And Abuse Agenda Is A Self Fullfilling Distraction!!!So relentless POS Enrique Tarrio made his audacious return to the Capital grounds the other day. To say the Capital police were looking forward to the re-appearance of the January 6th architect would be like saying the Polish were looking forward to Hitler’s unannounced visit in 1939. However, unlike Poland, the Capital Officers didn’t allow […]
Read More Habitual FBI Informant And Traitor Enrique Tarrio, Slaps A Woman At The Capital!!!A recent discovery of a Dinosaur Highway in England proves that not only did dinosaurs roam Great Britain approximately 166 million years ago. But the pathways left behind by their footprints also suggest, yes, the British have been driving on the wrong side of the road this entire time. Even the most pea-brained dinosaur would […]
Read More A “Dinosaur Highway” Was Recently Uncovered In England!!!In the least shocking development since Los Angeles spontaneously combusted once again, causing hundreds of thousands to be displaced by relentless wind-driven wildfires devastating the region. A self-driving car malfunctioned, leaving its time-strapped passenger attempting to make his flight with no self-troubleshooting go-to options on the fly. Perhaps the software engineers tasked with solving any […]
Read More Despite Ignoring It’s Airport Destination Driverless Car Successfully Circles Parking Lot!!!Christmas Day comes around just as quickly as it goes away each year. However, the one thing that awkwardly overstays its welcome much longer than is sociably acceptable. Other than your creepy single uncle fooling no one but his mirror with his attempted combover, is that withering Christmas tree kept in the unproductive corner of […]
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