Tag: The Guardian

Trump’s Liberation Day Is A Joke, And The Punchline Is The American Consumer!!!

Some say “Liberation Day” should’ve been rolled out on April Fools Day, along with all the other shitty jokes. But perhaps, Valentine’s Day would’ve been a more appropriate setting all along if Trump was planning to fuck the American Consumer. And what’s with naming it “Liberation Day” if the only oppression American citizens will be […]

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The Trump Administration Has Devolved Into The Island Of Misfit MAGAS!!!

Watching Pam Bondi protect her job by defending Trump’s wrongdoing at all costs at press conferences. Makes you feel the US Attorney General is an abused baby mama deflecting blame for her fresh black eye on her own clumsiness. And what’s with the constant terrified look on Kash Patel’s face ever since his successful nomination […]

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With America Distracted, Trump Signs An Unconstitutional Voter Suppression Order!!

The media has been justifiably scrutinizing MAGA over haphazardly texting out war plans like a batch of unsolicited but tasteful nudes. Giving Democrats an overdue and much-needed political win to rally around. However, this colossal mishap also gave Trump the perfect cover to sign an unconstitutional executive order denying millions of American citizens the ability […]

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Thanks To Trump The Fact-Checking Industry Is Booming!!!

Besides nauseating competent viewers with a masturbatory reimagining of his corruption, Trump spent the majority of his State of the Regime speech proving his cost-cutting campaign promises were nothing more than a basic-bitch bait-and-switch. According to the two-faced Trump himself, Americans should expect “a little disturbance” due to his counterproductive tariffs and economic blunders. A […]

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Zelenskyy Stands Up For Democracy Against The Groupies Of Putin!!!

The Groupies Of Putin (GOP) have once again made a mockery of themselves, the White House, and American democracy. Donald Trump and JD Vance were so visually frustrated with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy rejecting their tag-team advances. To save face among the misogynistic MAGATS, I was half expecting Trump to start randomly grabbing p*ssies and Vance […]

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Trump’s Government Waste, Fraud, And Abuse Agenda Is A Self Fullfilling Distraction!!!

It’s ironic how DOGE-Bags everywhere are laser-focused on ridding the government of waste fraud and abuse using a corporate scale as criteria. When it’s the lower classes ultimately getting stuck with this entire bill. This is a government paid for by taxpayer dollars, so if we go by their publicly traded company standards, that makes […]

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Habitual FBI Informant And Traitor Enrique Tarrio, Slaps A Woman At The Capital!!!

So relentless POS Enrique Tarrio made his audacious return to the Capital grounds the other day. To say the Capital police were looking forward to the re-appearance of the January 6th architect would be like saying the Polish were looking forward to Hitler’s unannounced visit in 1939. However, unlike Poland, the Capital Officers didn’t allow […]

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