I owe an apology to Marjorie Taylor Greene, considering she’s done nearly as much to protect pedophile victims as premature puberty. And yet I’ve been characterizing the Georgia Congresswoman as evil this entire time. When I’m starting to believe she’s just the last politician on Earth to figure out Trump is far more full of […]
Read More Trump And MTG Square Off In A MAGA Battle Of Wits, Completely Unarmed!!!Donald Trump took time out of cancelling Tylenol (since it must be a woke drug, if it’s pronounced, “Ass-eat-o-many-men”), to address the UN’s General Assembly in what’s being called President Biden’s best speech in years. And, in case you missed it, it was Trump’s most embarrassing performance to date, which is no small accomplishment for […]
Read More Trump’s UN Address Is Being Called President Biden’s Best Speech In Years!!!Whether it’s being the leading cause of the worldwide COVID spread, defunding cancer research, dismantling FEMA, cutting Medicare, food assistance, climate change protections, or a myriad of other lifesaving programs, Donald Trump is racking up a body count similar to other preventable disasters like the slave trade, world wars, or Christianity. So when blame inevitably […]
Read More Add Texas Flood Victims To Trump’s Growing Body Count!!!The Groupies Of Putin (GOP) have once again made a mockery of themselves, the White House, and American democracy. Donald Trump and JD Vance were so visually frustrated with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy rejecting their tag-team advances. To save face among the misogynistic MAGATS, I was half expecting Trump to start randomly grabbing p*ssies and Vance […]
Read More Zelenskyy Stands Up For Democracy Against The Groupies Of Putin!!!A recent discovery of a Dinosaur Highway in England proves that not only did dinosaurs roam Great Britain approximately 166 million years ago. But the pathways left behind by their footprints also suggest, yes, the British have been driving on the wrong side of the road this entire time. Even the most pea-brained dinosaur would […]
Read More A “Dinosaur Highway” Was Recently Uncovered In England!!!On the off chance, you survived your family Christmas festivities or first few evenings of Hanukkah with your psyche still intact. Fear not because I am here to Debbie-Downer you right back into reality. Leveling you off to the average cruising altitude of post-holiday dread and regret that most adults suffer during the last few […]
Read More Could The Bird Flu Virus Mutations Mean Another Pandemic Is On the Horizon?!?So it appears Colorado man James Craig has found himself in a bit more, hot water as of late. This comes nearly a year removed from when the 45-year-old dentist was accused of poisoning his wife. After, he not so convincingly assured his bride that he, in fact, “didn’t drug” her. That was shortly before her untimely […]
Read More A Dentist Who Allegedly Poisoned His Wife, Believed Killing the Lead Investigator Would Solve All His Problems!!!
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