Last summer, when I wrote, “Trump prays he’s in the Epstein files less than Jesus is in the Bible.” I presumed I was crafting a joke, not foreshadowing a brainless fear-monger’s path like the Wizard of Oz Pearlman. However, since then, the name Donald Trump has appeared in the unredacted Epstein Files over a million […]
Read More Trump: ‘Thank You, Un-Redaction, Without You, I Would’ve Never Gone Platinum!!!’On its own, yesterday’s FBI raid on Fulton County, Georgia’s election infrastructure, is the kind of nightmare fuel that makes Freddy Krueger contemplate early retirement. And that’s before we learned CIA top boss Tulsi Garbard (who, coincidentally, shares Freddy Krueger’s skin regime) was pictured sneaking around the premises, looking more like Leonardo DiCaprio from “The […]
Read More Pepe Le Pew-Tin Puppet Strikes Again!!!Trump’s immigration enforcement has clearly hit an ICE-berg and is rapidly taking on more water than his lower limbs. But instead of going down with the ship, Trump’s band of MAGA misfits has turned on one another faster than the Gallagher Brothers in an Oasis Crime Family. However, Kristi Noem hand-picked Greg Bovino, which, in […]
Read More Trouble In Parad-ICE?!?Donald Trump, a man who even overthrows governments, America First. Now plans to give “Winning” the War on Drugs what 2011 called the “Charlie Sheen-Try.” Don’t get me wrong, fentanyl should be considered a weapon of mass destruction. Something so deadly it can be used by Republicans to start a war under false pretenses. However, […]
Read More Venezuela Couldn’t Kill A Headache With The Amount Of Fentanyl They Produce!!!Donald Trump slept through most of yesterday’s cabinet meeting, or as Fox News is reporting, ‘Displayed anti-woke leadership.’ But what did this cabinet expect, scheduling their circle jerk during the mid-day nap of Rip Tan Stinkle? It speaks volumes when a sex offender would rather fart himself to sleep than enjoy a happy ending from […]
Read More Rip Tan Stinkle Passed Out Before His Cabinet Meeting Happy Ending!!!It’s been a tough week for the Trump Regime; not only did they learn Iran’s Supreme Leader appears more popular among the MAGA-first crowd than their own guy. But when the President was told his poll numbers were dangerously low, instead of taking the Iran crisis more seriously, Trump said, “Problem solved, I’ve got a […]
Read More Trump Spent $100,000 On Flag Poles And Somehow “The Fake News” Still Reports Low Poll Numbers!!!First, Trump told Iran that America wasn’t plotting to kill their Supreme Leader and, in the ultimate display of mixed messages, he then announced any negotiations on his behalf would be handled by “Pudgy The Grim Reaper” JD Vance, which was not only how the Catholic Church suffered its own sudden leadership void. But the […]
Read More Trump Threatens Iran With War And The US With Another Sh*tty Phone!!!This week, Dan Bongino and Kash Patel appeared on Fox News to discuss their new gigs heading up the FBI. But somehow, this dipshit duo turned a couple propaganda puff pieces heading into the midterms into viral campaign ads for the Democrats. Bongino looked and sounded more like he was filming a hostage video than […]
Read More The Trump Regime Is Way Out Of It’s Depth!!!Democrat John Ewing handily defeated his MAGA opponent Jean Stothert in Omaha’s Mayoral election, nearly flipping the results from the city’s primary held just last month on April 1st. Sure, Trump’s “Liberation Day” tanked the entire world’s economy and turned America’s allies against us. But if it was the wake-up call the country needed to […]
Read More There’s Nothing Upsetting About Dem’s Come From Behind Victory Over MAGA Mayor!!!If Donald Trump didn’t want infighting in his administration, recruiting cabinet members from The Real Word cast was a piss-poor choice. Do you know how you can tell Trump has never watched MTV? After reading “Road Rules” on Sean Duffy’s resume, he thought, “Wow, already proficient at making rules of the road, this is the […]
Read More More Infighting Among MAGA’s Mental Midgets!!!
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