Tag: The New Republic

Venezuela Couldn’t Kill A Headache With The Amount Of Fentanyl They Produce!!!

Donald Trump, a man who even overthrows governments, America First. Now plans to give “Winning” the War on Drugs what 2011 called the “Charlie Sheen-Try.” Don’t get me wrong, fentanyl should be considered a weapon of mass destruction. Something so deadly it can be used by Republicans to start a war under false pretenses. However, […]

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Rip Tan Stinkle Passed Out Before His Cabinet Meeting Happy Ending!!!

Donald Trump slept through most of yesterday’s cabinet meeting, or as Fox News is reporting, ‘Displayed anti-woke leadership.’ But what did this cabinet expect, scheduling their circle jerk during the mid-day nap of Rip Tan Stinkle? It speaks volumes when a sex offender would rather fart himself to sleep than enjoy a happy ending from […]

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Trump Spent $100,000 On Flag Poles And Somehow “The Fake News” Still Reports Low Poll Numbers!!!

It’s been a tough week for the Trump Regime; not only did they learn Iran’s Supreme Leader appears more popular among the MAGA-first crowd than their own guy. But when the President was told his poll numbers were dangerously low, instead of taking the Iran crisis more seriously, Trump said, “Problem solved, I’ve got a […]

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There’s Nothing Upsetting About Dem’s Come From Behind Victory Over MAGA Mayor!!!

Democrat John Ewing handily defeated his MAGA opponent Jean Stothert in Omaha’s Mayoral election, nearly flipping the results from the city’s primary held just last month on April 1st. Sure, Trump’s “Liberation Day” tanked the entire world’s economy and turned America’s allies against us. But if it was the wake-up call the country needed to […]

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Does A $2 Billion Investment Into MAGA Madoff’s Crypto Get UAE A Sweetheart Tariff Deal?!?

Trump’s trade war has made about as much sense as scouting for a reliable babysitter off the sex offender registry. So, these tariffs would make much more sense if they were extortion tactics to add commas to Trump’s bank balance rather than revenge for some nonsensical trade deficit. It’s no secret that cryptocurrency is the […]

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The Trump Regime Is A Sinking-Ship-Show Full Of Self-Inflicted Leaks!!!

If the key qualification to work under the Trump Regime is blind loyalty to the morally bankrupt. Oftentimes, you get less-than-stellar returns on your investment because loyalty doesn’t come naturally to those willing to turn the other cheek to corruption. And since MAGA doesn’t advertise itself as a sordid organization, sometimes, along the way, members […]

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