If you want further proof that MAGA loyalty is an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp or conservative comedian, look no further than Marjorie Taylor Greene. The MAGA Karen who never met a Democrat she didn’t want to arm wrestle to death. Until House Republicans began the Peyton Manning of all pedophilia cover-ups: You know the kind, […]
Read More MTG: From Dancing With The Devil, To Dancing With The Stars!!!Now that the discharge petition has reached the necessary 218 votes to release the Epstein files, the GOP suddenly realizes they can no longer protect Donald Trump. Sure, their first instinct was to jump into bed with a sex offender, but even Republicans prefer covering their own ass to getting fucked by a pedophile. Which […]
Read More The Groupies Of Pedophiles (GOP) Are Stuck Between A Rock And A Sex Offender!!!Donald Trump is traveling to the Middle East, not only to sign a Hamas-Israeli peace agreement, but to officially call dibs on the Gaza coastline and rename it Trump’s Noble Beach Prize. However, when it comes to ending the war, it’s obvious Trump also has some non-Nobel Peace Prize ulterior motives. After all, when asked […]
Read More Trump Plans To Call Dibs On The Gaza Coast And Rename It Trump’s Noble Beach Prize!!!Sure, Donald Trump has an “America First” agenda, but so did Osama Bin Laden, and I don’t remember Fox News calling him “Patriotic”. I mean, allowing Qatar’s Air Force to set up shop in Idaho might be good news for the state’s lone Halal grocery shop, “Atta Boy’s,” but not so much for the residents […]
Read More A Qatari Air Force Base In Idaho Is Sending Some Serious “America First” Mixed Messages!!!Congratulations, Donald Trump, even being judged, on a pig-who-ate-his-own-blanket scale, you’re still a fucking meathead. This entire Trump misnomer, Portland, Oregon, “is in shambles,” all started a few weeks back when Fox News mistakenly aired footage from the 2020 BLM protests, and like any dementia-riddled Grandma seeing an AI image for the first time, Trump […]
Read More Thanks To Fox News, Trump Declared War On Portland To Stop The 2020 Protests!!!There you have it, folks; case closed. You can officially indict a ham sandwich. Well, that’s only if Donald Trump were an Authoritarian Vegan. Or if former FBI Director James Comey were eating a ham salad on rye at the time of his arrest. Then, Lindsey Halligan could slap it with one count of aiding […]
Read More Former FBI Director James Comey, Today, US v Ham Sandwich, Tomorrow?!?Donald Trump’s UK exit interview with Prime Minister Keir Starmer went about as well as any WWIII-provoking humble-brag can. After President Chatty Kathy couldn’t help but spill all the tea about taking back control of Bagram Air Force base in Afghanistan from the Taliban. A clearly classified conversation, he undoubtedly had with a high-ranking US […]
Read More Now That Anti-Fascists Are Terrorists, Will Trump Now Negotiate With Democrats?!?Unlike getting married on 9/11, so you will “Never Forget” your anniversary, there’s nothing humorous about Donald Trump declaring war on an American city. Despite his failed attempt to do so via a cringeworthy “Apocalypse Now” Truth Social meme that reeks of big dictator envy. Trump even claimed, “I love the smell of deportations in […]
Read More Trump’s War Is On Elections, Not Chicago!!!So, Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein not only had an ongoing bet to bang Princess Diana, but referred to their juvenile inside joke as “The Pussy Committee.” Not to be confused with “The Itty Bitty Titty Committee,” the locker-room-talk nickname Trump gave to his teen pageant Judges. Fortunately for this disgusting duo, they found Prince […]
Read More Trump And Epstein Called Themselves “The P*ssy Committee” When Preying On Princess Di!!!Credit where credit is due, Donald Trump’s name is not in the Epstein Files. Sure, it took thousands of FBI agents working around the clock to make all the evidence disappear, but that’s only because redacting files is much more time-consuming than staging a murder to look like a suicide. And in case you’re wondering […]
Read More FBI Wipes the Epstein Files Clean Of Trump’s Fingerprint!!!
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