Tag: Tom Brady

Charlie Kirk Took Time Out Of Housing Baby Ruths With Chunk To Blame DEI For Texas Floods!!!

Charlie Kirk, MAGA’s notorious mouthpiece, whose refusal to shut the fuck up for more than two minutes at a time, not only earned him a place high atop the fascist-foodchain but ultimately cost him first prize at last year’s Mr. Bean look-a-like contest. Now, along with being Harper College’s biggest regret, this bigotted buzz kill […]

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The US Is F*cked If Losing Credibility Arguments To China Isn’t Rock Bottom!!!

American credibility must be in the shitter if the world’s first instinct is to trust China, the Tom Brady of propaganda, instead of the sitting US President. I could’ve sworn the country had already hit rock bottom, but apparently, there’s a basement and subsequent bomb shelter below we never knew existed. At this point, it’s […]

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Bill Belichick May Possibly Be The Best And Worst Thing To Happen To The Manning Brothers!!!

So Boston Legend and awkward silence’s greatest ambassador, Bill Belichick, did Peyton Manning a solid on last night’s Manningcast. As the Former Patriot’s Coach bailed out the future host of the Country Music Awards during a pass-blocking demo. One that was heading towards a cringeworthy dismount. That was until Belichick chimed in with one of […]

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