Donald Trump plans to roll out a new $5 million variation of a green card called the Trump Gold Card. From the sound of this scheme, it is the white privilege EZPass circumvention of the US immigration system. The days of an empathic and welcoming Statue of Liberty preaching, “Give me your tired, your poor, […]
Read More Trump’s Gold Card Scheme “Give Me Your Rich, White, Oligarchs Yearning To Be Mean”!!!The fedora-wearing investigative journalist Greg Palast has been sifting through the 2024 Presidential election data wreckage. As predicted, the GOP’s targeted attack on minority voting rights was overwhelmingly successful for Trump. In Fact, recent Republican voting legislation has been the reason more black people’s votes weren’t cast for Democrats than polling taxes, wrongful felony convictions, […]
Read More With Zero Votes Cast Voter Suppression Still Won The 2024 Election!!!File this article under first-world problems. It appears I am not the only person finding the heated seats in my car to be a tad bit overbearing if left unchecked. In fact, I am starting to believe that intentionally leaving your car’s heated seats on high is a subconscious cry for help. Anyone purposely cruising […]
Read More Heated Car Seats Need To Chill Out A Bit!!!As one of Barstool Sports OG Stoolies, I’m obviously aware of Dave Portnoy and the juggernaut media empire he has built over the years. In fact, it was a relatively small group of us who were originally around at the very start of it all. One of my closest friends introduced me to Dave when […]
Read More Barstool’s Prez Is The Hero Pizza Deserves!!!Each and every year, holiday parties take place across the globe. Sometimes, the fallout from these festive gatherings can permanently alter your work environment. Potential mishaps can range from an unplanned inter-office pregnancy between the formerly married CFO “Drunk Kathy” and Bruce, the new guy who clearly over-dyes his mustache, himself. To Thom in accounting, […]
Read More Even The Buckingham Palace Office Xmas Party Turned Into A Sh*tshow!!!While we can learn much from penguins, today’s first lesson comes solely from personal experience. You see, I planned to write an entire article devoted to a specific penguin story I came across earlier today that I found particularly fascinating. However, since I have no recollection of said penguin’s name or even the gist of […]
Read More There Are Lots Of Lessons To Learn From Our Pimped-Out-Penguin Pals!!!
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