Most people who start fights and heckle comics at 1 am call themselves an Uber, not a Nobel Peace Prize candidate. However, the only thing Donald Trump likes more than starting a conflict is taking undeserved credit for ending one between two countries he would rather tariff than pronounce. Leave it to Donald Trump to […]
Read More That’ll Do Pig… That’ll Do!!!Kash Patel, fresh off nailing two-thirds of the “Eyes Wide Shut” portion of the secretive Epstein meeting on Wednesday night. Has been tasked with hunting down Texas Democrats in Illinois like a bite-sized Douche the Bounty Hunter, with all the jurisdictional authority of a Walmart Greeter at Bed Bath & Beyond. Not to mention, he’s […]
Read More DOJ Hires Wannabe Cop-Killer Insurrectionist, As Jan 6th Investigators Get Sh*t-Canned By FBI!!!Charlie Kirk, MAGA’s notorious mouthpiece, whose refusal to shut the fuck up for more than two minutes at a time, not only earned him a place high atop the fascist-foodchain but ultimately cost him first prize at last year’s Mr. Bean look-a-like contest. Now, along with being Harper College’s biggest regret, this bigotted buzz kill […]
Read More Charlie Kirk Took Time Out Of Housing Baby Ruths With Chunk To Blame DEI For Texas Floods!!!President Biden masterfully split the uprights between lowering Trumpflation and avoiding a recession altogether. Trump, on the other hand, his batshit crazy idea of an economic soft landing, is telling the public a nosedive crash of the American economy is all part of his master plan in a gentle voice. With the abject level of […]
Read More Trump’s Version Of An Economic Soft Landing Is Pretending Recessions Are No Biggy!!!American credibility must be in the shitter if the world’s first instinct is to trust China, the Tom Brady of propaganda, instead of the sitting US President. I could’ve sworn the country had already hit rock bottom, but apparently, there’s a basement and subsequent bomb shelter below we never knew existed. At this point, it’s […]
Read More The US Is F*cked If Losing Credibility Arguments To China Isn’t Rock Bottom!!!
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