Kash Patel, fresh off nailing two-thirds of the “Eyes Wide Shut” portion of the secretive Epstein meeting on Wednesday night. Has been tasked with hunting down Texas Democrats in Illinois like a bite-sized Douche the Bounty Hunter, with all the jurisdictional authority of a Walmart Greeter at Bed Bath & Beyond. Not to mention, he’s been actively shit-canning career FBI officials tasked with painstaking January 6th investigations and criminal cases against Trump’s POS butt-buddy Peter Navarro. Including former Acting Directors Steve Jensen and Brian Driscoll, along with Special Agent Walter Giardina. Jensen, who heroically fell on his sword and refused to turn the list of Agents working on January 6th over to the Insurrectionist-in-Chief himself. At this rate, if the Regime plans to fire anyone involved in one of Trump’s or his scumbag cohorts’ many criminal investigations. Kash Patel will feel magically transported back to his high school days: forced to eat all alone in the cafeteria, this time, with only the janitor and lunch lady left to ignore his bobble eyes. Meanwhile, Attorney General Bleach Blondi solved the DOJ’s staffing crisis by mistaking January 6th indictments for a stack of resumes. Resumes, already shredded after she mislabeled them “Trump/Epstein Files.”
The MSNBC Article Quoted – https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/new-video-shows-justice-dept-official-urging-jan-6-rioters-kill-police-rcna223826
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that tariffs, like most Trump decisions, are based upon a combination of malignant narcissism, racism, the economic comprehension of Sloth from The Goonies, and a thimble-sized ding-a-ling.
The NBC News Article Quoted – https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/trump-tariffs-latest-round-takes-effect-thursday-august-7-2025-rcna223461
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