Tag: Trump

Eggs Benedict Arnold Cancels His Appearances As Stock Markets Decline!!!

Donald Trump was a noticeable no-show yesterday at all his scheduled public speaking engagements. Of course, his absence conveniently coincided with the stock market dropping at the same alarming rate as his approval ratings. Thankfully, the American public got a much-needed day off from Trump’s nauseating false hope and economic empty promises. I’m starting to […]

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The Dangers Of Trump Replacing Qualified Military JAGs With MAGA Jag-Offs!!!

Trump has been quoted professing his admiration for Hitler on multiple occasions, even stating the top Natzi leader “Did some good things.” Now, everyone in human existence has made at least one good decision over a lifetime. However, Trump wasn’t referring to Hitler’s standout facial hair, artistic talents, or his commitment to blowing his brains […]

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Election Truth Alliance Has Uncovered Massive Potential Early Vote Manipulation Data In 2024 Battleground States!!!

MAGA has co-opted plenty of United States symbols and traditions to advance its fascist agenda over its lifespan. Whether it’s the American flag, faux patriotism, unfashionable red hats, or racism, it’s way too easy to recognize a Trump sycophant in the wild. Now, besides the American flag, as far as I’m concerned, they can keep […]

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Thanks To Trump The Fact-Checking Industry Is Booming!!!

Besides nauseating competent viewers with a masturbatory reimagining of his corruption, Trump spent the majority of his State of the Regime speech proving his cost-cutting campaign promises were nothing more than a basic-bitch bait-and-switch. According to the two-faced Trump himself, Americans should expect “a little disturbance” due to his counterproductive tariffs and economic blunders. A […]

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Interim First Lady Musk Will Be Trump’s Date At His State Of The Dictatorship Speech!!!

So, DOGE-Bag-in-Chief Elon Musk will attend Trump’s State of the Dictatorship speech as his guest. During the event, it appears Musk will be positioned inside the First Lady’s box. Which, much like the State of New York, is another venue where Trump has been banned from conducting his sordid business. Musk’s appearance is a follow-up […]

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After Reviewing His Top 5 Accomplishments Last Week, Trump Deserves To Be Fired For Cause!!!

Now that Musk and his DOGE-Bags are obsessed with emails evaluating the federal workforce, pigeonholing their human worth into detailed top 5 lists of completed tasks. Then, sooner or later, Trump should lead by example and face the same intense scrutiny over his performance. Especially if he considers himself the country’s first Supreme Leader. Sure, […]

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Habitual FBI Informant And Traitor Enrique Tarrio, Slaps A Woman At The Capital!!!

So relentless POS Enrique Tarrio made his audacious return to the Capital grounds the other day. To say the Capital police were looking forward to the re-appearance of the January 6th architect would be like saying the Polish were looking forward to Hitler’s unannounced visit in 1939. However, unlike Poland, the Capital Officers didn’t allow […]

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