Trump Turns “Earth-Shattering” Announcement Into A No Chill Roast Of His Fatso “Friend”!!!

Donald Trump’s self-described “Earth Shattering” announcement was nothing more than a previously failed policy mulligan from his first term. And, despite the notorious golf cheat being more well-versed in concealing mulligans than publicizing them, it turns out the only person’s Earth shattered by this reveal was the shrapnel recipient who learned during the roast portion […]

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Happy DOGEBAG Day….Has Everyone Congratulated Trump For His Recent WW I And II Victories?!?

Donald Trump has racked up more self-inflicted losses over the years than his less problematic spirit animal, Wile E. Coyote. (Who, thanks to Trump’s trade war, now has to pay ridiculous tariffs for all his Acme products.) So, to alter public perception, Trump has invented two brand new holidays, taking unilateral praise for the outcome […]

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