Tag: trumps-threat-to-democracy

The Supreme Court Isn’t Protecting Against A Trump Dictatorship, They’re An Accomplice To It!!!

The Supreme Court has pieced together rulings over the past couple of years that have cleared the pathway for authoritarian rule and created a Dr. Frankenstein-like tyrannical monster, Dictator Trump, out of soulless nepotism leftovers and spoiled sex offender parts. And after stripping the authority away from lower courts this week, they’ve slowly removed all […]

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Unlike MAGA, NYC Dems Prefer Their Perves Remain On Sex Offender Lists, Not Ballots!!!

Heading into New York City’s Democratic primary for Mayor, former NY Governor, and guy who hugs your wife way too long at charity events, Andrew Cuomo was heavily favored. However, democratic voters proved if there’s one MAGA characteristic they would implement themselves, it’s ignoring qualifications, not reelecting a sexual predator. As they handed 33-year-old Zohran […]

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Even Though The Weather Held Up “No Kings” Reigned On Trump’s Parade!!!

Yesterday, Donald Trump threw himself a birthday bender/ authoritarian military flex that drew millions of people to gather around the world. And, although that number included protesters of Trump’s emotional support parade and soldiers participating under threat of court-martial, at least dozens of those in attendance were either celebrating fascism or on their way to […]

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Sending Marines Into LA Isn’t Even Trump’s Most Embarrassing Use Of The Military This Week!!!

Not only will illegally thrusting the tip of the US Military spear into Los Angeles cost taxpayers a whopping $134 million, it will be one of the most inappropriate misuses of the American armed forces in history. Or, as Trump calls it, a sneak preview of “THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVA!!!” Only Trump could order the […]

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Trump’s MAGA-Factured L.A. Crisis, Has Erased All His Butthurt-BFF’s Pedophilia Talk!!!

Los Angeles is currently under siege, and not from thousands of overly-caffeinated Uber drivers sending a message to the driverless car industry. No, this was an entirely MAGAfactured crisis from a blossoming dictatorship, and declaring war on Los Angeles is about as foolproof a distraction as it gets short of admitting the 2020 election was […]

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Funny How Carpool Kilmar Is Back Just In Time To Squash The Trump/Musk Beef!!!

Pam Bondi, Florida’s biggest regret and the source of Freddy Krueger’s nightmare-fueled Ambien addiction, not only announced Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s sudden return but convinced a grand jury carpooling is now a federal crime. However, like her roots, Pam Blondi’s press conferences are a hot mess. Obnoxiously lying like a Mar-A-Largo Persian rug with more tells […]

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Trump Interrupts His Bullsh*t Claims Of White Genocide To Call The Press Fake News!!!

Trump flipped the fuck out on a reporter yesterday after asking a reasonable question everyone, including the South African President, busy getting slandered, wanted an answer to. Ironically, Trump called NBC’s Peter Alexander “Fake News” for interrupting his baseless MAGA make-believe presentation. But obviously, Donald got genuinely upset when the romantic mood lighting and nonexistent […]

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Trump’s Version Of An Economic Soft Landing Is Pretending Recessions Are No Biggy!!!

President Biden masterfully split the uprights between lowering Trumpflation and avoiding a recession altogether. Trump, on the other hand, his batshit crazy idea of an economic soft landing, is telling the public a nosedive crash of the American economy is all part of his master plan in a gentle voice. With the abject level of […]

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Does A $2 Billion Investment Into MAGA Madoff’s Crypto Get UAE A Sweetheart Tariff Deal?!?

Trump’s trade war has made about as much sense as scouting for a reliable babysitter off the sex offender registry. So, these tariffs would make much more sense if they were extortion tactics to add commas to Trump’s bank balance rather than revenge for some nonsensical trade deficit. It’s no secret that cryptocurrency is the […]

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