The DOJ was obligated by law to release the Epstein files, in their entirety, on December 19th of last year. However, Pam Bondi has intentionally disrespected the law and the sexual abuse survivors left victimized in the wake of a Barbaric Billionaire Boys Club. While, demonstrating an overdue lack of urgency that would shock and […]
Read More The Weaponization Of The Epstein Files!!!On its own, yesterday’s FBI raid on Fulton County, Georgia’s election infrastructure, is the kind of nightmare fuel that makes Freddy Krueger contemplate early retirement. And that’s before we learned CIA top boss Tulsi Garbard (who, coincidentally, shares Freddy Krueger’s skin regime) was pictured sneaking around the premises, looking more like Leonardo DiCaprio from “The […]
Read More Pepe Le Pew-Tin Puppet Strikes Again!!!Trump’s immigration enforcement has clearly hit an ICE-berg and is rapidly taking on more water than his lower limbs. But instead of going down with the ship, Trump’s band of MAGA misfits has turned on one another faster than the Gallagher Brothers in an Oasis Crime Family. However, Kristi Noem hand-picked Greg Bovino, which, in […]
Read More Trouble In Parad-ICE?!?Man, I can’t even take a week off without the entire world going to shit. Then again, with Trump in office, every time you take a whiz, it feels like you’re taking more than just your wiener into your own hands. So, in this episode of “How Can Trump Ruin Everyone’s Fucking Day?” Venezuelan President […]
Read More Maduro’s Wife: “Not Exactly The Spontaneous Caribbean Cruise I Had In Mind!”Donald Trump took time out of subtweeting dictators about sleepover FOMO like a passive-aggressive Burn Book entry from Regina George, to call his bestie’s child sex trafficking victims’ side of the story, a hoax. Yes, the same POS who recently painted the Mexican Border Wall black, only to then force the Smithsonian to whitewash its […]
Read More Trump Calls Bestie’s Child Sex-Trafficking Victims A Hoax!!!This country has officially sleepwalked itself into an American dictatorship, and Donald Trump will do anything in his power to ensure that the public doesn’t wake up before the 2026 elections, asking, “Umm, how the fuck did we get here?” And if you don’t think sending the national guard to 19 Red States isn’t, at […]
Read More Trump To Send The National Guard To 19 States For An Election-Rigging Dress Rehearsal!!FBI Director Kash Patel orchestrated a raid on the home and offices of one of the top names on the only Trump list the public genuinely gives zero fucks about, his personal enemies’ list. In: what’s not even the worst misuse of Federal resources as an Epstein distraction this week. But since throwing Putin a […]
Read More FBI Raids Epstein List Client’s “Enemy List”!!!Donald Trump who said he would know within the first few minutes if it would be a good or bad meeting with Vladimir Putin. Must have caught some serious do-me vibes on the tarmac from the Russian war criminal, considering Trump greeted him like any obedient dog after an extended absence from its master. I […]
Read More The Free World To Putin And Trump: “Get A Room, Fellas!”Donald Trump woke up on Memorial Day how he often does, on the wrong side of a Melania-less bed, screaming Joe Biden’s name. He then immediately took to Truth Social to shit on his predecessor so much that if it wasn’t for Trump’s full diaper, you would believe his IBS diagnosis stood for Irritable Biden […]
Read More Don TACO’s Memorial Day Meltdown!!While devout Christian zealots mourned the loss of their Christlike figurehead, the rest of us were too busy paying our final respects to the Pope to celebrate MAGA Musk stepping down from his DOGE-Bag leadership position. However, unlike Musk’s much anticipated profanity-laced farewell /hissy-fit with his former colleagues, Pope Francis found out the truth about […]
Read More Hey Elon, Don’t Let The DOGE-Bag Colleague Hit You On The Way Out!!!
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