Donald Trump took time out of subtweeting dictators about sleepover FOMO like a passive-aggressive Burn Book entry from Regina George, to call his bestie’s child sex trafficking victims’ side of the story, a hoax. Yes, the same POS who recently painted the Mexican Border Wall black, only to then force the Smithsonian to whitewash its […]
Read More Trump Calls Bestie’s Child Sex-Trafficking Victims A Hoax!!!This country has officially sleepwalked itself into an American dictatorship, and Donald Trump will do anything in his power to ensure that the public doesn’t wake up before the 2026 elections, asking, “Umm, how the fuck did we get here?” And if you don’t think sending the national guard to 19 Red States isn’t, at […]
Read More Trump To Send The National Guard To 19 States For An Election-Rigging Dress Rehearsal!!FBI Director Kash Patel orchestrated a raid on the home and offices of one of the top names on the only Trump list the public genuinely gives zero fucks about, his personal enemies’ list. In: what’s not even the worst misuse of Federal resources as an Epstein distraction this week. But since throwing Putin a […]
Read More FBI Raids Epstein List Client’s “Enemy List”!!!Donald Trump who said he would know within the first few minutes if it would be a good or bad meeting with Vladimir Putin. Must have caught some serious do-me vibes on the tarmac from the Russian war criminal, considering Trump greeted him like any obedient dog after an extended absence from its master. I […]
Read More The Free World To Putin And Trump: “Get A Room, Fellas!”Donald Trump woke up on Memorial Day how he often does, on the wrong side of a Melania-less bed, screaming Joe Biden’s name. He then immediately took to Truth Social to shit on his predecessor so much that if it wasn’t for Trump’s full diaper, you would believe his IBS diagnosis stood for Irritable Biden […]
Read More Don TACO’s Memorial Day Meltdown!!While devout Christian zealots mourned the loss of their Christlike figurehead, the rest of us were too busy paying our final respects to the Pope to celebrate MAGA Musk stepping down from his DOGE-Bag leadership position. However, unlike Musk’s much anticipated profanity-laced farewell /hissy-fit with his former colleagues, Pope Francis found out the truth about […]
Read More Hey Elon, Don’t Let The DOGE-Bag Colleague Hit You On The Way Out!!!It appears the blamestream media has once again buried the lead. While clear evidence of MAGA’s stupidity makes for clickbait and good ratings, it doesn’t qualify as groundbreaking breaking news. We’ve known for a while that Trump and his co-conspirators’ bumbling criminality are more likely to inspire an episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals” than “Ocean’s […]
Read More Are Trump Officials Using Signal To Cover Up And Erase The Receipts Of Their Lies, Corruption, And Incompetence?!?The Trump regime is now the most mismanaged organization in the US after Tupperware officially filed for bankruptcy. However, since his immigration policies have been such a colossal failure, any day now, you can expect pop-up deportation parties across the country. Seriously, what were you thinking, Tupperware? Selling your ingenious product solely at parties. For […]
Read More Trump Gets Embarrassed By The Leader Of The Unfree World!!!Kristi Noem, Trump’s self-described pet Goat/Puppy assassin and baa-baa-bad ass, really screwed the pooch this time. Although she pretends to have ICE running through her veins when hunting humans for sport, it appears to have clotted and frozen her entire brain into a microscopic ICE-burg. After her utter mismanagement of the Guantanamo Bay Immigration operation […]
Read More The ICE Ventura Immigration Detective Wasted $16 MIL On Failed Guantanamo Stunt!!!Donald Trump is a lucky son of a bitch, which ironically is Webster’s definition of a nepo baby. So, the only thing separating Trump from starring in the “Apprentice” and working as one at a used car dealership is what I like to call the transitive property of inequality. Sure, other POTUS may have displayed […]
Read More Meet The Auto-Traitors Gropey And The Bandit !!!
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