Are Trump Officials Using Signal To Cover Up And Erase The Receipts Of Their Lies, Corruption, And Incompetence?!?

It appears the blamestream media has once again buried the lead. While clear evidence of MAGA’s stupidity makes for clickbait and good ratings, it doesn’t qualify as groundbreaking breaking news. We’ve known for a while that Trump and his co-conspirators’ bumbling criminality are more likely to inspire an episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals” than “Ocean’s […]

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Trump Gets Embarrassed By The Leader Of The Unfree World!!!

The Trump regime is now the most mismanaged organization in the US after Tupperware officially filed for bankruptcy. However, since his immigration policies have been such a colossal failure, any day now, you can expect pop-up deportation parties across the country. Seriously, what were you thinking, Tupperware? Selling your ingenious product solely at parties. For […]

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The ICE Ventura Immigration Detective Wasted $16 MIL On Failed Guantanamo Stunt!!!

Kristi Noem, Trump’s self-described pet Goat/Puppy assassin and baa-baa-bad ass, really screwed the pooch this time. Although she pretends to have ICE running through her veins when hunting humans for sport, it appears to have clotted and frozen her entire brain into a microscopic ICE-burg. After her utter mismanagement of the Guantanamo Bay Immigration operation […]

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After Reviewing His Top 5 Accomplishments Last Week, Trump Deserves To Be Fired For Cause!!!

Now that Musk and his DOGE-Bags are obsessed with emails evaluating the federal workforce, pigeonholing their human worth into detailed top 5 lists of completed tasks. Then, sooner or later, Trump should lead by example and face the same intense scrutiny over his performance. Especially if he considers himself the country’s first Supreme Leader. Sure, […]

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Zelenskyy Stands Up For Democracy Against The Groupies Of Putin!!!

The Groupies Of Putin (GOP) have once again made a mockery of themselves, the White House, and American democracy. Donald Trump and JD Vance were so visually frustrated with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy rejecting their tag-team advances. To save face among the misogynistic MAGATS, I was half expecting Trump to start randomly grabbing p*ssies and Vance […]

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Top US Military Minds Fired While Tween “Big Balls” Is Senior Homeland Security Advisor!!!

The Trump Administration has proven once again that “Project 2025” is just a tolerable slogan for its legit title, “Right-Wing Hypocrisy For Dummies.” The MAGA playbook considers hiring federal employees over race, gender, and diversity equity punishable offenses. However, when it comes to downsizing the same workforce, those are the exact standards deployed. Firing employees […]

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Trump’s GOP (Groupies Of Putin) Shows Their True Colors!!!

Trump and his Groupies of Putin (formerly known as the GOP) have focused their attack on democracy towards President Zelenskyy of Ukraine. Trump showed off his true pinko Russian-aligned colors when he accused the man overwhelmingly elected by 73% of his sovereign citizens of being “a Dictator.” The hypocrisy of Trump questioning Zelenskyy’s leadership is […]

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Was Putin Aiming For Santa When He Shot Down A Passenger Jet On Christmas?!?

So Russian State Run Media (the country’s largest propaganda provider) went above and beyond this Holiday Season. To prove once and for all what makes them the number #1 vacationing destination of the faux masculine supremacy movement here in the States. Now, since Putin’s Regime tells their audiences what media they should and shouldn’t consume, […]

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