Donald Trump claimed the only reason he initially refused to release SNAP benefits was that it would violate the law. Sure, most people would gladly break the rules to feed starving children, but not Trump. He’d never knowingly commit a crime unless it was an extreme circumstance like: wanting to win an election he already […]
Read More Robbin’ Hood: Prince Of Thieves!!!Has anyone else noticed that Marjorie Taylor Greene has been demanding the release of the Epstein Files and blaming the GOP for the government shutdown, and John Fetterman’s day is spent trashing Democrats on Fox News? Which begs the question: Are MTG and Fetterman involved in some sorta bipartisan body swap, like “Freaky Friday,” but […]
Read More Is There A White Trash Freaky Friday Happening In Congress?!?Marjorie Taylor Greene: Republican congresswoman, who continues to vote against her own party’s interests, which not only earned her the title MAGA Manchin, but her recent support of Democrats puts an entirely new spin on the slogan “Back the Blue.” The once HMIC(Head-MAGAT-In-Charge) now appears to cherish her new role as GOP spoiler as she […]
Read More Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Absolutely Nailing Her Squad Audition!!!There you have it, folks; case closed. You can officially indict a ham sandwich. Well, that’s only if Donald Trump were an Authoritarian Vegan. Or if former FBI Director James Comey were eating a ham salad on rye at the time of his arrest. Then, Lindsey Halligan could slap it with one count of aiding […]
Read More Former FBI Director James Comey, Today, US v Ham Sandwich, Tomorrow?!?Donald Trump took time out of bitching about a civil disobedient escalator at the UN being nothing more than an UPPITY STAIRCASE, ON THE LEFT. To protect the vital interests of American national security. No, not from Russian fighter jets taunting Sarah Palin as she watches the War in Ukraine from her Alaskan front porch. […]
Read More Trump Is More Concerned With Escalator Payback Than Russian Fighter Jets In Alaska!!!Donald Trump took time out of cancelling Tylenol (since it must be a woke drug, if it’s pronounced, “Ass-eat-o-many-men”), to address the UN’s General Assembly in what’s being called President Biden’s best speech in years. And, in case you missed it, it was Trump’s most embarrassing performance to date, which is no small accomplishment for […]
Read More Trump’s UN Address Is Being Called President Biden’s Best Speech In Years!!!Donald Trump is at it again, no, not having sex with children, but on a sliding scale of legality, this particular conduct falls somewhere between Watergate and O.J. Simpson. It all started with what the kids are calling a “Boomer” moment. You know, when you’re shit talking someone you work with to your ride or […]
Read More Donald Trump Threatens Pam Bondi Via DM…OOPS, Check That, He Accidentally Posted It To Truth Social!!!Nice try, Fox News, but it’ll take a lot more than Sydney Sweeney’s WMDs (Weapons of Mammary in Denim) to distract America from the fact that our President is at best pedophile-friendly. And spare me all your faux-MAGA outrage because the only blue-eyed blonde with big tits Democrats are bitching about being an advertisement for […]
Read More Nice Try, Fox News, But It’ll Take More Than Sydney Sweeney To Forget Trump’s Pedo-Friendly!!!It’s been a tough week for the Trump Regime; not only did they learn Iran’s Supreme Leader appears more popular among the MAGA-first crowd than their own guy. But when the President was told his poll numbers were dangerously low, instead of taking the Iran crisis more seriously, Trump said, “Problem solved, I’ve got a […]
Read More Trump Spent $100,000 On Flag Poles And Somehow “The Fake News” Still Reports Low Poll Numbers!!!Not only will illegally thrusting the tip of the US Military spear into Los Angeles cost taxpayers a whopping $134 million, it will be one of the most inappropriate misuses of the American armed forces in history. Or, as Trump calls it, a sneak preview of “THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVA!!!” Only Trump could order the […]
Read More Sending Marines Into LA Isn’t Even Trump’s Most Embarrassing Use Of The Military This Week!!!
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