Tag: writing

Trump’s MAGA-Factured L.A. Crisis, Has Erased All His Butthurt-BFF’s Pedophilia Talk!!!

Los Angeles is currently under siege, and not from thousands of overly-caffeinated Uber drivers sending a message to the driverless car industry. No, this was an entirely MAGAfactured crisis from a blossoming dictatorship, and declaring war on Los Angeles is about as foolproof a distraction as it gets short of admitting the 2020 election was […]

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Have You Heard FEMA’s Hurricane Hilarious, David Richardson’s Latest Joke?!?

David Richardson, FEMA’s Acting Administrator and incestual offspring of “Vigo the Carpathian,” the evil painting from Ghostbusters 2, said he thought hurricane season was nothing more than a myth like the female orgasm or American democracy. I guess it’s hard to comprehend how a storm cycle could have a start and end date if you’re a […]

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Will Iowa’s Joni Ernst Triple Down On Her Condescending Karen Of The Corn Bit?!?

Unless Iowa’s junior Senator Joni Ernst has dated out of her league comedically or has a gynecologist who prefers to lighten the mood with a few warm-up jokes, this woman has never had a funny bone in her body. And despite being mischaracterized by The Hill, her latest video was clearly condescending, not “sarcastic,” considering […]

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On Today’s Episode Of, “UGH…They’re The Worst,” W.H. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt!!!

I must start today’s article on a rather somber note. I need to make a retraction to something I wrote yesterday in regards to Trump’s latest poach from the Fox News un-stable of bitches “talent,” Jeanine Piro. I regret to say that when I referred to her as “the inspiration for Propaganda Karen Barbie,” I misspoke. […]

Read More On Today’s Episode Of, “UGH…They’re The Worst,” W.H. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt!!!

Happy DOGEBAG Day….Has Everyone Congratulated Trump For His Recent WW I And II Victories?!?

Donald Trump has racked up more self-inflicted losses over the years than his less problematic spirit animal, Wile E. Coyote. (Who, thanks to Trump’s trade war, now has to pay ridiculous tariffs for all his Acme products.) So, to alter public perception, Trump has invented two brand new holidays, taking unilateral praise for the outcome […]

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Why Is The FBI C*ck-Blocking A Potential Grindr Rendezvous With Speaker Mike Johnson?!?

Last year, it came to light that self-described homophobe and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson had a bizarre arrangement with his teenage son Jack (No, not the singer/surfer Jack Johnson, although in this scenario, I bet the Speaker wishes). Apparently, the two Johnsons had an incestuous agreement to monitor each other’s porn intake like […]

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For The First Time In Trump Rally History, No Fact-Checkers Died From Exhaustion!!!

People from around the globe gathered together to peacefully protest the Trump Regime and their ongoing attack on democracy. Even in my hometown of Boston, there were massive crowds, yet conservative estimates say there were only 100,000 people in attendance. However, have we not learned anything from Trump’s track record? You can never trust a […]

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Highest Ranking Black Medal Of Honor Recipient Erased In MAGA’s “F*ck Minorities” Purge!!!

Although “MAGA hypocrisy” is a redundant term like “Convicted felon” or “Pedophile priest,” highlighting the absurdity of what Trump and his Republican racists (also redundant) are dismantling in real-time is a form of fact-checking. The same moronic Klan that was apoplectic over the removal of statues honoring the Confederates, the losing team in the battle […]

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