Donald Trump recently received FIFA’s first-ever Peace Prize. An award ceremony with all the pomp and circumstance of the Oscars and the prestige of finding a Female Body Inspector (FBI) T-shirt in the Hooters’ dumpster. Because the only international sports organization award Trump is earning on merit is a participation medal from the Special Olympics. […]
Read More Trump, First War Criminal Awarded Participation Peace Prize!!!I owe an apology to Marjorie Taylor Greene, considering she’s done nearly as much to protect pedophile victims as premature puberty. And yet I’ve been characterizing the Georgia Congresswoman as evil this entire time. When I’m starting to believe she’s just the last politician on Earth to figure out Trump is far more full of […]
Read More Trump And MTG Square Off In A MAGA Battle Of Wits, Completely Unarmed!!!Donald Trump took time out of hanging federal employees, no longer useful to him, out to dry, or, as KKKaroline calls it, “The Epstein Severance Package,” to send Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy (The one Trump appointee who heard the MAGA slogan “Trans For Everyone”, and thought “My job just got a whole lot harder!”) […]
Read More Thanks To Trump’s Government Shutdown, Air-Traffic Controllers Are Winging It!!!Donald Trump’s UK exit interview with Prime Minister Keir Starmer went about as well as any WWIII-provoking humble-brag can. After President Chatty Kathy couldn’t help but spill all the tea about taking back control of Bagram Air Force base in Afghanistan from the Taliban. A clearly classified conversation, he undoubtedly had with a high-ranking US […]
Read More Now That Anti-Fascists Are Terrorists, Will Trump Now Negotiate With Democrats?!?It’s rather apparent that at yesterday morning’s MAGA meeting, not only did Donald Trump smell like he had just left a hard-boiled egg and onion, after they all crumbled a feta block’s soul during a gang bang, but he also told his army of talking heads to go forth and scream from high atop the […]
Read More 🎶 It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Russia 🎶It’s official, folks, MAGA has entered the Cancel-Culture Karen stage of grief. Now mourning the assassination of self-proclaimed “Free Speech” agitator and contagious far-right fuckboy Charlie Kirk, by demanding to speak to Antifa’s manager. Praying employers will feel so verbally molested by the ear rapist bitching on the other end of the phone about TuckFrump69 […]
Read More MAGA Is At The Cancel-Culture Karen Stage Of Grief!!!Yesterday, all hell broke loose between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, and by “All hell broke loose,” I mean two emotionally impotent men were alternating hissy fits over social media like they were dueling banjos. And in case you were wondering, that resonating awkward silence you felt was either Morons involuntarily re-entering reality’s atmosphere or […]
Read More Shock And AWWWWWW….. Yeah!!!Marjorie Taylor Greene is now openly admitting she would have never voted for Trump’s bill if she had only known what was in it. However, she claims it wasn’t her fault because her vote had already been cast before she had a chance to read all about its content on her Twitter feed. Apparently, Greene […]
Read More Marjorie And Musk’s MAGA Meltdown!!!Some consider it a sign of confidence to think your shit doesn’t stink. However, since Elon Musk is the definition of insecurity. Although Elon pretends to love his own Musk in many of his wannabe-tough guy-esque tweets. If the Janitors at SpaceX can even detect Musk’s bullshit bravado, imagine the dirt his rocket scientists can […]
Read More When It Comes To Believing His Sh*t Doesn’t Stink, Does Elon Love His Own Musk?!?If you thought TikTok’s influence over our nation’s youth was perilous when China was pulling the strings from Beijing. Just imagine the potential pitfalls if SpaceX Luther gets his hands on America’s productivity Kryptonite. I mean, what could possibly go wrong by handing over the keys of the Oval Office, US Space Program, International Spy […]
Read More Does Musk Acquiring TikTok Turn A National Security Risk Into A Disinformation Monopoly?
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