Some consider it a sign of confidence to think your shit doesn’t stink. However, since Elon Musk is the definition of insecurity. Although Elon pretends to love his own Musk in many of his wannabe-tough guy-esque tweets. If the Janitors at SpaceX can even detect Musk’s bullshit bravado, imagine the dirt his rocket scientists can expose from these egomaniacal bouts of his. Recently, the Richest man in the world got busted cheating on video games. Then, he was subsequently caught lying about doing so to impress his comment section sycophants. Musk appeared so irrationally triggered by the online accusations of his sub-par skills you could physically see his embarrassment because his skin is so translucently thin.



Remember, this behavior comes from one of the world’s most powerful men, whom some consider a Presidential Puppet master. You’d think if your arm was so firmly up the President’s ass working him like a puppet that every time Trump spoke, his breath reeked of your shit-covered Twitter fingers. The constant need to play God in your self-created internet-safe space wouldn’t be overwhelming. Yet, despite owning nearly all the wealth and power in the world, it appears that constructive criticism is kryptonite to this self-indulgent duo. Trump suffers from such a god complex himself that when told to swear his inaugural oath on the lord’s teachings. Instead of the Bible, Trump rested his hand on a copy of “The Art Of The Deal” hidden in his pocket.


Musk truly hates when people misrepresent his quotes and actions in the press. So when the ACLU swiftly came to Elon’s defense over his Nazi salute during the Trump inauguration, claiming it was merely an awkward hand gesture. To set the record straight, Musk spoke directly to Germany’s fascist party and wrote jokes on X to dispel any rumors and vindicate his sincere commitment to Anti-Semitism once and for all.


