When I originally started calling Kash Patel “Keystone K$SH,” I was referring to his inability to do his job like a Keystone Cop, not his inability to remain alcohol-free like a Keystone Light. However, while most people consider “Drinking on the job” a liability, Kash sees things much differently… And not at all because his […]
Read More Keystone K$SH: When Even Drinking ON The Job, Is ON-Brand!!!In the words of the great 20th century philosopher Dr. Dre, “And when it all boils down, you gonna find in the end. A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man’s best friend. So what? You found you a ho that you like? But you can’t make a ho a housewife.” Or […]
Read More Exposing America’s First Lady Of The Night!!!Normally, when a white woman gets racially profiled, she is accidentally handed a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks. However, not for Tan Mom. She was apprehended by ICE Agents because her complexion resembles the dark side of the moon, in both shade and texture. That was until Trump’s Gestapo realized she was just a MAGA-Karen […]
Read More Tantrum On ICE…..And here I thought the Homeland Security budget was inflated. I just really hope Kristi’s hornball-hubby uses wet wipes on those Mega-MAGA-ManMarries. Because the only thing worse than your neighbor’s kid getting knocked out by one of your dodgeballs is your neighbor’s kid getting knocked up by one of your dodgeballs. The Times Article Quoted […]
Read More Check Out Homeland-Hubby’s Hooters!!!Sure, Pam Bondi accidentally handed Democrats proof of Trump’s crimes… But according to her father, it could’ve been much, much, much worse!!! In Today’s Palate Cleaser, we learn that having a competent Caddy can mean the difference between a par for the course afternoon and ditching your cart in the rough before scoring a triple […]
Read More Bleach Bondi Can’t Keep Her Sh*t Together!!!Despite their reputation, neither one appears to be at all straight….
Read More What Do Pete Hegseth And The Strait Of Hormuz Have In Common?…Another day, another abrupt desertion from the rapidly sinking Trumptanic. After the Director of National Counterterrorism, Joe Kent, bailed on his Conman-in-Chief, Donald Trump. Posting to X that he will be leaving his position, effective immediately. Which is about as courageous as emailing your resignation letter to Elon Musk, so HE can secretly drop it […]
Read More Former Director Of National Counterterrorism Somehow Refrains From Turning Resignation Tweet Anti-Semitic!!!….This Guy!!!! It’s official: The Anti-Social Media has not only joined YouTube, but is rapidly closing in on purchasing a dial-up modem for the office. And before you say, “Congratulations, CEO….and only four years after Grandma’s quilting channel was featured on ‘The Cat Fancy Podcast’.” Do me a huge solid and go like and subscribe […]
Read More What Has Two Thumbs… Can Say Kentucky… And Finally Has A YouTube Channel?!?When it comes to Tookie Trump, The Meidas Touch Network is always first with the receipts. Who needs the DOJ, when you can have an all-access pass to the Epstein Files for the price of a YouTube subscription? But seriously, how is this the first I am hearing about Monica Seles living at Mar-A-Lago with […]
Read More Why Does No One Mention Monica Seles Lived At Mar-A-Largo With Trump, At 17?!?So it appears Kristi Noem is getting thrown under the Zamboni by ICE for fabricating details of another rogue shooting, which could easily be karmic retribution for Renee Good, Alex Pretti, or even Crickett. The puppy she personally shot and killed, after claiming the “dangerous” dog was a domestic abuser who often called her cosplay […]
Read More ICE Throws Noem Under The Zamboni!!!
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