It appears Trump isn’t building a ballroom; he’s constructing a billion-dollar panic room he can throw his election-stealing co-conspirators a party in. Meanwhile, this January 6th slush fund isn’t a thank-you for a failed coup attempt; that’s what 1,600-plus get-out-of-jail-free pardons were for. No, this 1.7+ billion dollars of taxpayer money is a down-payment-dog whistle […]
Read More Trump’s $1.7+ Billion Dollar Dog Whistle…Why, when: “Keep it moving, nothing to see here, folks.” is how the blamestream media reacts to a mushroom cloud in the Middle East, do my Spidey-senses scream: “WHAT DID DONNY DO NOW?” Perhaps, it’s because Fox News spent an entire week trying to will a pandemic out of manufactured fear and highly-rated Rat droppings, […]
Read More Don’t Worry The Explosions At Two Middle-East Nuclear Facilities Will Be Blamed On Rat Droppings…There is a running joke among my friends and family that I have a superpower. However, unlike Superman or Sidney Sweeney, I have yet to harness my God-given gifts for the greater good. You see, like most people, I dream and have random thoughts. But it’s the ability to somehow manifest those into reality that […]
Read More Meet Chud The Builder, The Racist Who Shot Himself Like Cheddar Bob….When I originally started calling Kash Patel “Keystone K$SH,” I was referring to his inability to do his job like a Keystone Cop, not his inability to remain alcohol-free like a Keystone Light. However, while most people consider “Drinking on the job” a liability, Kash sees things much differently… And not at all because his […]
Read More Keystone K$SH: When Even Drinking ON The Job, Is ON-Brand!!!In the words of the great 20th century philosopher Dr. Dre, “And when it all boils down, you gonna find in the end. A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man’s best friend. So what? You found you a ho that you like? But you can’t make a ho a housewife.” Or […]
Read More Exposing America’s First Lady Of The Night!!!Normally, when a white woman gets racially profiled, she is accidentally handed a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks. However, not for Tan Mom. She was apprehended by ICE Agents because her complexion resembles the dark side of the moon, in both shade and texture. That was until Trump’s Gestapo realized she was just a MAGA-Karen […]
Read More Tantrum On ICE…..And here I thought the Homeland Security budget was inflated. I just really hope Kristi’s hornball-hubby uses wet wipes on those Mega-MAGA-ManMarries. Because the only thing worse than your neighbor’s kid getting knocked out by one of your dodgeballs is your neighbor’s kid getting knocked up by one of your dodgeballs. The Times Article Quoted […]
Read More Check Out Homeland-Hubby’s Hooters!!!Sure, Pam Bondi accidentally handed Democrats proof of Trump’s crimes… But according to her father, it could’ve been much, much, much worse!!! In Today’s Palate Cleaser, we learn that having a competent Caddy can mean the difference between a par for the course afternoon and ditching your cart in the rough before scoring a triple […]
Read More Bleach Bondi Can’t Keep Her Sh*t Together!!!Despite their reputation, neither one appears to be at all straight….
Read More What Do Pete Hegseth And The Strait Of Hormuz Have In Common?…Another day, another abrupt desertion from the rapidly sinking Trumptanic. After the Director of National Counterterrorism, Joe Kent, bailed on his Conman-in-Chief, Donald Trump. Posting to X that he will be leaving his position, effective immediately. Which is about as courageous as emailing your resignation letter to Elon Musk, so HE can secretly drop it […]
Read More Former Director Of National Counterterrorism Somehow Refrains From Turning Resignation Tweet Anti-Semitic!!!
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