JD Vance’s Vermont vacation was a disaster thanks to outspoken backlash over his display of MAGA fascism. Those protesting made it abundantly clear that the Green Mountains are much bluer than they appear on social media. I must say, I was pleasantly surprised with the quality and quantity of outrage he encountered. Considering, for now, in terms of overall friendliness, Vermont is the closest thing America has to a Canadian state. Even going by the Cannuck “Sorry” scale measuring sweetness, Vermonters typically fall somewhere between “Sorry, it’s no Maple Syrup” and “Sorry, it’s no Hockey highlights.” Ironically, the entire Vermont trip began as a hairy misunderstanding for the Vance family. While his wife and kids always knew the plan was to ski, JD falsely assumed they would be tapping trees for Syrup. It wasn’t until Vance arrived at Sugar Bush that he realized it was the name of a ski resort, not the sticky byproduct of raw dogging a Maple tree to completion.
Speaking of closeted perverts of the GOP, Speaker Mike Johnson recently told his colleagues to refrain from holding town hall meetings altogether. His claim is that the people attending these civil discourse displays are either undercover Democrats or Republicans being paid by one. I haven’t laughed that hard at the Louisana Bible Boy’s nonsense since he openly admitted that he and his son monitor each other’s porn intake like a Johnson masturbatory oversight committee. I don’t know what type of Republican behavior I find more bizarre? Getting text notifications every time your father/son finishes a “Pegging How To” on Pornhub or JD Vance going bareback during sex because he’s less likely to encounter STDs and unwanted pregnancies than lint balls, bed bugs, and loose change.
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