
As if Trump attending the Pope’s funeral looking like a ginormous pile of Gargamel’s Smurf shit wasn’t disrespectful enough. He also chose the somber event to prove when it comes to public sleep farting, President Biden doesn’t hold a candle to Dozy Donny’s fat ass, and not just to prevent blasting a Dutch oven wildfire into the second row. Even Melanie was so mortified by her plus-sized plus-one’s behavior she openly prayed her no-good chubby hubby would meet the Pope’s identical fate, being bored to death by a JD Vance story.







Knowing full well that 99% of MAGA accusations are merely deflections of their guilt and after learning the Trump Regime hates foreigners so much it is intentionally deporting kids with cancer. I am now fully convinced this administration is so deranged that to cover up his serial compulsion, JD Vance framed Haitian immigrants after personally eating the cats and dogs of Springfield, Ohio. And just maybe it was that confession that ultimately killed Pope Francis.



The Rolling Stone Article Quoted https://uk.news.yahoo.com/trump-now-deported-multiple-u-042611827.html
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn Trump is planning to make America Respected Again. Perhaps Pervert Hoover should avoid such lofty expectations, considering he’s the two-time least respected President of all time in his own country. Trump is so unpopular that Biden has better approval ratings at Mar-A-Largo, even among Melania and his simpleton kids.

