
Donald Trump has racked up more self-inflicted losses over the years than his less problematic spirit animal, Wile E. Coyote. (Who, thanks to Trump’s trade war, now has to pay ridiculous tariffs for all his Acme products.) So, to alter public perception, Trump has invented two brand new holidays, taking unilateral praise for the outcome of World War I and II, as if the 2020 Presidential election didn’t satisfy his urge to steal undeserved credit for victories over fascism. Now, before we congratulate him on following through on his campaign promise to end a war in 24 hours. You should know unlike good holidays, no one gets the day off for these ones, and Veteran’s Day has officially been hijacked to make way for Trump’s latest boondoggle. So, if your average American doesn’t benefit at all, and Veterans are once again getting pushed aside for some nonsensical MAGA agenda. This faux patriotic 4th of July wannabe should be called DOGEbag Day instead.





The Independent Article Quoted – https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-new-national-holidays-b2745656.html
Meanwhile, if fabricating two holidays and the Extremist Home Makeover of the Persian Gulf doesn’t tickle your taint, then perhaps Trump’s upcoming Earth-shattering announcement will. Seriously, though, if this is what he meant by, “We are going to win so much, you are going to be so sick and tired of winning,” sooner or later, I will fucking snap. Because you and I both know the only way this bullshit announcement will be Earth-shattering is if it’s the official start of World War III. And not that I am hoping that’s the case, but to say Trump and I have never seen eye-to-eye on what constitutes good news would be a colossal understatement, much like classifying Trump’s relationship with the truth as toxic.



The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-teases-mysterious-earth-shattering-announcement/

