
I must start today’s article on a rather somber note. I need to make a retraction to something I wrote yesterday in regards to Trump’s latest poach from the Fox News un-stable of bitches “talent,” Jeanine Piro. I regret to say that when I referred to her as “the inspiration for Propaganda Karen Barbie,” I misspoke. When I originally wrote the joke, I sincerely meant every single word of it. However, after new facts have come to pass and some genuine soul-searching, I now realize I blew an opportunity. So, if we can all forget that unfortunate mistake ever happened, put the past behind us, and move forward together, I will forever be in your dept. And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming. Karoline Leavitt, the true inspiration for Propaganda Karen Barbie, was up to her usual tricks of making you question to yourself, “Why is the press asking this crazy lady questions about Donald Trump when it’s clear the two have never met?” Every time she steps up to the White House podium, it gets harder and harder to tell if you are watching an actual press briefing or Leavitt’s makeshift plea to become Melania’s creepy sister-wife. Now, I would never say the Secret Service needs to pay close attention to Karoline’s abusive relationship with reality. But that’s only because I could care less if she flips out and tears the seeds out of Pumpkin Head during a “Chimp Crazy” esque face-ripping outburst.







The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/leavitt-launches-angry-defense-of-trumps-money-making-schemes/


If MAGA wasn’t so batshit delusional, I might have an ass hair’s worth of respect for them. For example, if they had just named a cryptocurrency “Stablecoin” or anything GOP-related the “Genius Act” sarcastically, then bravo, fellas, at least you made me laugh. However, this is a simpleton squad that believes “introspection” isn’t something fully functional adults do but some entry-level Appraisal/Surveying course at a Liberal Arts College. And them genuinely believing they put the genius in the “Genius Act” is the exact reason MAGA is the definition of douche-chilling, my sworn enemy, and a constant bummer to be around.




The CNBC Article Quoted – https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/10/trumps-crypto-agenda-threatened-by-his-pursuits-of-personal-profits.html
