
Charlie Kirk, MAGA’s notorious mouthpiece, whose refusal to shut the fuck up for more than two minutes at a time, not only earned him a place high atop the fascist-foodchain but ultimately cost him first prize at last year’s Mr. Bean look-a-like contest. Now, along with being Harper College’s biggest regret, this bigotted buzz kill has found the perfect scapegoat to frame all the failures of the Texas flood response on and simultaneously maxed out his KKK loyalty card membership points: by pinning all the blame on the Lone Star State’s highest-ranking black guy. And, according to the Garbage Pail Kid, turned real boy, whose second wish was to become Charlie Kirk, a podcaster who introduces slow adults to racism. We now know that if left unchecked, DEI policies will continue to steal, pillage, and likely impregnate the one daughter you haven’t given up on.





The Independent Article Quoted – https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/charlie-kirk-texas-floods-dei-death-toll-b2785957.html




In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn Trump got so butthurt that Brazilian insurrectionists fell slightly out of the scope of his pardoning powers that Tom Brady now has to pay 50% more on his lifetime supply of Brazilian Model tariffs.

