


Congressman Tim Burchett motioned to subpoena Epstein-Madam and Bottom Bitch, Ghislaine Maxwell, to testify before the House Oversight Committee. A move that not only forced Speaker Johnson to send Congress home early for summer break, giving Marjorie Taylor Greene even more time to shatter her all-time Bourbon Street beads-for-boobs record, but also forced Donald Trump to blast a fear fart through the back of his diaper. Because the last thing Trump needs is for Democrats to question Maxwell before his criminal attorney, Todd Blanche, gets an opportunity to make her an offer she can’t refuse. Or she dies from an accidental slip and fall in the shower, after landing on a shank, 27 times. And if you think MAGA Republican Burchett had a sudden moral awakening, don’t. It’s much more likely the GOP fuckwit never even realized Trump would rather publicly admit the 2020 election was above board and Biden “totally” deserved the W than have Maxwell fill in all the blanks of an Epstein Island Mad Libs, under oath. I mean, knowing what we already know, you’ve gotta be Forrest Gump, “Ouch, Something Bit Me”-level gullible to expect the big secret in the Epstein files, to be, sex-offender-Trump carried himself like an upstanding gentleman.



The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/22/politics/doj-ghislaine-maxwell-epstein


