

Donald Trump, fresh off claiming victory in the war against waste, fraud, abuse, and the American Soybean Farmer, was photographed for the cover of Time Magazine, in what’s being called the most unflattering Presidential headshot since the JFK assassination. The picture, which answers the question, “What’s the point of view of Trump’s gunt?” Appears to have angered the 79-year-old, because now if Fox News ever asks him that question, the American public will know the answer, “It’s like staring at the statue of David all day,” is completely full-of-shit, like his shirt collar. Trump was apparently so concerned with the way the angle made him look, as though his jowls were smuggling a pocket-pussy through customs, that he told his staff to, “Fix this problem immediately!” That not only prompted Trump’s cover-up team to stop shredding the Epstein files, but to ask, “Who should we call first: Time Magazine, the photographer, or an ear-nose-and-throat gynecologist?”




The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/oct/15/donald-trump-photo-time-magazine



In today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that CBS has named Bari Weiss the CBS News editor-in-chief. The former opinion columnist and founder of “The Free Press,” a so-called “news organization,” with all the journalistic integrity of Truth Social and the relatability of someone still undecided about the 2024 election.




The Deadline Article Quoted – https://deadline.com/2025/10/last-week-tonight-john-oliver-bari-weiss-cbs-news-alarming-1236583175/
