

Donald Trump is now claiming he plans to give over 230 million dollars of misappropriated taxpayer money to Charity. A former stripper turned White House ballroom designer, who knows exactly how Trump likes his balls handled. Never mind that Trump considers this payout payback for all the classified documents the FBI seized before he could sell them to Putin, for only half of what the American Taxpayer just paid to get them back. This comes only a week after Trump had his former National Security Advisor, John Bolton, arrested for mishandling classified documents, which is ironic considering that, in over 73 years, Bolton never once leaked the 11 herbs and spices in his secret family recipe.


The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/23/trump-payment-scheme-taxpayer-money



Donald, Quick…Name The 5 things you need in order to have Good sex?


In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that Donald Trump says he wasn’t planning to harm the existing White House structure at the start of his vanity project. But much like Trump refusing a presidential salary, if you want the work done properly, you don’t hire the Kool-Aid Man, because he also destroys everything he touches pro bono. If you told me last week, satellite images of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would show a ginormous, messy hole, I would’ve said, “Is Trump on the roof again, flashing his gaping neck puss?”



The Politico Article Quoted – https://www.politico.com/news/2025/10/22/white-house-demolition-sends-shock-waves-spurs-calls-for-pause-00618230



