Tag: Politico

Nancy Mace: Advocate For Survivors… Unless The Sex Offender Can Help Her Win A Primary!!!

The Politico Article Quoted- https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/05/chuck-edwards-ethics-sexual-harrassment-00906871?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4 Don’t get me wrong, if you’re ridding Congress of sexual predators, you can count me in. I just find it hypocritical coming from gerrymandering’s biggest regret, Nancy Mace. A woman who confuses her MAGA soapbox for the moral high ground. When in reality, the distance between the two requires an […]

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FBI Found Trump’s 13 Year-Old Alleged Rape Victim Credible, But Then Again, Biden WAS Old!!!

If I hear one more talking head preface a story about the Epstein files by saying “To date, there are no credible allegations of wrongdoing by President Trump,” I will go on a dick-snappping spree that’ll make Peyronie’s Disease the leading cause of the new Fleshlight competitor, the Boomer-Wang. If given 10 terms, Nixon couldn’t […]

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That’ll Do Pig… That’ll Do!!!

Most people who start fights and heckle comics at 1 am call themselves an Uber, not a Nobel Peace Prize candidate. However, the only thing Donald Trump likes more than starting a conflict is taking undeserved credit for ending one between two countries he would rather tariff than pronounce. Leave it to Donald Trump to […]

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NBA Players And Coaches Indicted In A Mafia Gambling Sting: Or, As Trump Calls It, Perfect Timing!!!

“NBA Players and Coaches Involved In A Mafia-Backed Gambling Ring”, now that is just the kind of clickbait that could not only earn Keystone Kash Fanduel’s largest payout in prop bet history, but also a seat at the big boy table come next month’s Cabinet meeting. Because even Kim Jong Goon enjoys when the top […]

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Turns Out Negotiating Peace Is A Lot Easier On Truth Social Than In The Middle East!!!

What do Middle East peace and fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election have in common? They’re the only figments of Donald Trump’s imagination that don’t require an XXX-rating or a non-disclosure agreement. Leave it to Trump to think he could somehow solve more than 100 years of infighting the same way he “Made America Great […]

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