

Has anyone else noticed that Marjorie Taylor Greene has been demanding the release of the Epstein Files and blaming the GOP for the government shutdown, and John Fetterman’s day is spent trashing Democrats on Fox News? Which begs the question: Are MTG and Fetterman involved in some sorta bipartisan body swap, like “Freaky Friday,” but for shitty politicians? Or perhaps this dissenting duo will be the face and double-chins of the 2028 White Trash ticket? Elon Musk’s all-new political party and not-so-subtle attempt at American apartheid. At this point, I’m not even sure which is more disturbing: that I agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene about anything, or that I never expected the slow white guy in a hood to turn MAGA? Ironically, Greene is now on the Oversight Committee, and as most people with unlimited access to the truth will tell you, the Democrats have a valid point. On the other hand, John Fetterman recently suffered a stroke, and as everyone knows, a lack of oxygen to the brain is the leading cause of Trump votes.


The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/maga-trump-whisperer-predicts-mtg-204034246.html





Normally, I Include A Link To The Article, But FUCK Fox News!!!


In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that Kristi Noem not only refuses to pause her attacks on Chicago during Halloween weekend, but she can also check ruthless bitch and a slutty cabinet member cheating on her husband with Corey Lewandowski off her Cosplay bucket list. So with Noem and her ICE agents still planning to hunt immigrants over the weekend, I’d advise against anyone dressing up for Halloween as any minority, democrat, dog named Cricket, or even a cricket named dog.



The NBC News Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/noem-rejects-illinois-gov-pritzkers-212346514.html
