Kash Patel, Trump’s future Former FBI Director and current bobble-eyed booze bag, who spends so much of his day getting blacked out, that his FBI codename is “The Epstein List.” (Side note: Imagine Pam Bondi wasn’t lying when she told Fox News, “The Epstein List is currently sitting on my desk.” But was jokingly referring […]
Read More Southern Poverty Law Center Attacked By Drunk Child!!!Sure, Donald Trump’s Cabinet may have the same vetting process as crystal meth: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Morals… NO PROBLEM!! However, name another administration where the Secretary of Labor can fly under the radar, with a batshit-resume that even Ghislaine Maxwell would consider problematic. I mean, if Lori Chavez-DeRemer were a Democrat, and you […]
Read More Trump Girls Gone Wild…Despite their reputation, neither one appears to be at all straight….
Read More What Do Pete Hegseth And The Strait Of Hormuz Have In Common?…Congratulations, Shitler, it took only 75 years, and the remaining respect of America’s allies for you to understand the concepts of a Greenland deal that President Truman finalized when you were 4 years old, and only circling the rock bottom of an inappropriate breastfeeding addiction. The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/22/politics/us-greenland-framework-1951-deal Trump’s Greenland Deal According […]
Read More The Art Of The Concept!!!Donald Trump slept through most of yesterday’s cabinet meeting, or as Fox News is reporting, ‘Displayed anti-woke leadership.’ But what did this cabinet expect, scheduling their circle jerk during the mid-day nap of Rip Tan Stinkle? It speaks volumes when a sex offender would rather fart himself to sleep than enjoy a happy ending from […]
Read More Rip Tan Stinkle Passed Out Before His Cabinet Meeting Happy Ending!!!After the House passed the release of the Epstein files in a 427-1 vote, the Senate invoked unanimous consent and quickly sent the bill over to the White House for signature. Where Trump said, “What’s unanimous consent, and if I sign this, can I invoke it retroactively?” Just kidding; Trump was going all in, with […]
Read More Trump’s Reenactment Of The Epstein Files Ends In A Happy Ending!!!Ever since Zohran Mamdani won back control of New York City from a billion rats and Sex Luther. Donald Trump has been treating the affordability crisis like the boy who cried communism. Despite Trump planning his own redistribution of America’s wealth, one $2000-taxpayer-bribe at a time. What’s the difference between socialism and a $2000 Trump […]
Read More MAGA Mamdani: Making Nazis Socialists Again!!!Has anyone else noticed that Marjorie Taylor Greene has been demanding the release of the Epstein Files and blaming the GOP for the government shutdown, and John Fetterman’s day is spent trashing Democrats on Fox News? Which begs the question: Are MTG and Fetterman involved in some sorta bipartisan body swap, like “Freaky Friday,” but […]
Read More Is There A White Trash Freaky Friday Happening In Congress?!?What do an election booth and a Mar-A-Lago swimming pool have in common? Donald Trump will do everything in his power to keep them minority free. And next week’s elections will be his first dress rehearsal for turning a campaign threat into a Dictator’s promise. Because Donald Trump didn’t just steal 230 million dollars of […]
Read More Next Week Is Trump’s Election-Stealing Dress Rehearsal!!!You would assume Donald Trump would have a lot more in common with a bunch of land-owning white guys who didn’t want to pay taxes and thought minorities shouldn’t vote. Yet, if you’ve read the American Founding Fathers’ Declaration of Independence, it sounds more like Jefferson’s 1-star Yelp review of Trump’s presidency. Trump has so […]
Read More The Declaration Of Independence Reads Like A 1-Star Yelp Review Of Trump’s Presidency!!!
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